juanlin, daevid, baeyoungss, weewoojin, jihoon (5)

 

juanlin: call the C O P S

 

weewoojin: r u on drugs again

 

juanlin: excuse me ?

 

baeyoungss: why do u need cops ???

 

juanlin: i need help

 

daevid: omg my sweet child what did u do

 

jihoon: the moment u talked to me, i knew that there was something wrong with you

 

juanlin: guys why

 

juanlin: and jihoon, what in the world ???

 

juanlin: u talked to me first rmbr ???

 

jihoon: im telling on you if worst comes to worst

 

juanlin: jfc

 

weewoojin: jihoon's real self is finally revealed

 

baeyoungss: tbh im a bit scared now

 

jihoon: id betray all of u in the hunger games

 

daevid: 

 

juanlin: why wud i call the cops if i DID something wrong

 

jihoon: hmmm

 

jihoon: point taken and understood, go on

 

jihoon: :)

 

baeyoungss: fake

 

weewoojin: so what help do u need?

 

juanlin: ugh 

 

juanlin: remember the blind date i have tonight

 

weewoojin: OH YEA

 

juanlin: i need help with clothes

 

juanlin: im not sure if i look good 

 

daevid: send a pic !

 

juanlin:

 

jihoon: hmmm

 

weewoojin: idk man, u look a bit like a nerd in those clothes

 

juanlin: they're YOUR clothes tho ??

 

weewoojin: yea well i'm a nerd

 

jihoon: 

 

daevid: oh don't mind them, u look great !

 

juanlin: really?

 

daevid: of course, u always look good sweetie

 

juanlin: omg hyung i love you

 

baeyoungss: excuse me daehwi ah u have a boyfriend

 

baeyoungss: M E

 

baeyoungss: anyway he's right guanlin

 

juanlin: alright t

 

jihoon: uh huh

 

weewoojin: work ur body

 

jihoon: let's dance

 

daevid: staHP

 

juanlin: i'm heading out now !

 

baeyoungss: goodluck bro !

 

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seonhoe, jinjinnie (2)

 

seonhoe:

 

jinjinnie: tHE FCK

 

seonhoe: i am freaking out

 

seonhoe: what if he doesn't like my face

 

seonhoe: i won't have anything else to show him

 

seonhoe: my only selling thing is my face

 

jinjinnie: lmao dont worry he'll like you

 

seonhoe: did u give him a pic of me ?

 

jinjinnie: no

 

seonhoe: tell him im ugly as hell 

 

jinjinnie: W H Y

 

seonhoe: so when he sees me he'll be surprised how normal i look

 

jinjinnie: wheres my confident as hell friend

 

jinjinnie: what did u do to him ?!

 

seonhoe: 

 

seonhoe: he dead

 

jinjinnie: jfc stop being overdramatic

 

seonhoe: ugh i cant help it

 

seonhoe: i saw his ig and he looked so handsome

 

seonhoe: 

 

seonhoe: i can't compare ??

 

seonhoe: 10/10 wud stan

 

jinjinnie: oh i remember taking that pic of him

 

jinjinnie: he fell face first on the floor after that shot

 

seonhoe: stop badmouthing my baby !

 

jinjinnie: u havent met yet ?

 

jinjinnie: and he's older than u

 

seonhoe: whatever where's he

 

jinjinnie: he said he's heading out a while ago

 

jinjinnie: wait ur in the cafe already ?

 

jinjinnie: the thirst is real

 

seonhoe: who liked all of daehwi's social media posts again even before they met ?

 

seonhoe: oh its u

 

seonhoe: who's a thirsty hoe now

 

jinjinnie: i regret telling u about my boi guanlin, hes too precious u might stain him

 

jinjinnie: ur from hell

 

seonhoe: "ur cute as hell"

 

seonhoe: fixed that for u :)

 

seonhoe: AOSVSFWKSVSISFSJSHSS

 

jinjinnie: whats wrong hoe

 

seonhoe: hes here sosnshsgs omgg

 

jinjinnie: lmao enjoy

 

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juanlin, daevid, baeyoungss, weewoojin, jihoon (5)

 

weewoojin: its late wheres guanlin

 

weewoojin: G U A N L I N

 

weewoojin: LAI GUANLIN

 

jihoon:

 

jihoon: calm tf down babe

 

weewoojin: i'm just curious :(

 

jihoon: just wait 

 

daevid: he texted me a while ago saying he got home already

 

jihoon: GUANLIN YOU TALL WALNUT WHY R U NOT ANSWERING WHEN UR HYUNG A.K.A THE LOVE OF MY LIFE WOOJINNIE IS CALLING YOU HUH

 

baeyoungss: calm tf down pt. 2

 

juanlin: i'm here !!

 

weewoojin: hey how was your date

 

juanlin: it was amazing !!!!

 

juanlin: like literally

 

juanlin: the best date ever ♡♡♡

 

jihoon: isn't it ur real first date with someone

 

jihoon: how is it the best one if u don't have anything to compare it to

 

weewoojin: ur the first man i've been in a relationship with but i already know ur the one i want to be with for the rest of my life jihoon

 

jihoon:

 

daevid:

 

baeyoungss:

 

juanlin:

 

jihoon: i'm suing u for stealing my heart

 

juanlin:

 

juanlin: this is abt me

 

weewoojin: oh yea, go on

 

juanlin: so anyway

 

juanlin: i rlly enjoyed his company

 

juanlin: we actually like the same things !

 

juanlin: and he also loves food !

 

juanlin: he's like the death and despair to my shingeki no kyojin

 

baeyoungs: i dont watch anime

 

juanlin: i think i'm inlove

 

juanlin: help

 

daevid: my bb is finally an adult now

 

daevid: actually feeling compassion for another human being

 

baeyoungss: i knew u wud click with him

 

juanlin: he's so perfect

 

juanlin: look at this perfection

 

juanlin:

 

jihoon: my god did u secretly take a photo of him during ur date

 

juanlin:

 

juanlin: it was for SCIENCE

 

daevid: tbh i don't know what to say

 

daevid: but i'm happy for you !!!

 

juanlin: oh thanks !!

 

weewoojin: we all are :)

 

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guanlin, seonho (2)

 

guanlin: i had a great time tonight!

 

seonho: me too !

 

seonho: i have a question tho

 

guanlin: what is it?

 

seonho: do u have raisins?

 

guanlin: uhm

 

guanlin: no?

 

seonho: well then how about a date?

 

guanlin:

 

guanlin: thank god i like you

 

guanlin: its a YES

 

seonho: