Chapter 4 part III: That Wasn't Planned
Tipping Them Tea (3Ts) [ON HIATUS]JIMIN --> Panda, Busan Boy #1
TAEHYUNG --> Puppy, 9, Jamming
SEOKJIN -->, 10, Dad, Mr Worldwide SHOULDERS
NAMJOON --> Ilsan, Expensive Boy, Father
HOSEOK --> Meerkat, Gwangju,
JUNGKOOK --> Bunny, Busan Boy #2
YOONGI --> Cat, Daegu, Missing out on the best music
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{Jin In The Jungle}
Puppy: HELLPPPPPPP MEEE HYUNGS
Puppy: JUNGKOOK HASN'T STOPPED MAKING US PRACTICE AND PRACTICE EVER SINCE HOBI HYUNG ARRIVED
Puppy: OH MY GOSHHHHHHHHH HOBIHYUNGANDJIMINISENCOURAGINGHIM AHHHHHHHH
Expensive Boy: What did you expect Tae? You're with people who go to gym regularly or from time to time
Puppy: I thought they were gonna go easy on me =(
Bunny: Awww Taehyungie hyung ~~~
Bunny: Where are you ~~~
Cat: The fact that it didn't even have a question mark at the end, makes it even more intimidating
Puppy: NoOO Hearing him say those in a sickenly weird sweet voice is
Panda: I kid you not guys, Tae is actually hiding we can't find him
Mr Worldwide SHOULDERS: Everyone why don't couples go to the gym?
Mr Worldwide SHOULDERS: Because they don't work out
Meerkat: OH! I can hear Taetae's laugh, good job hyung!
Puppy: Whyyyyyyyy Jiiiiiiiiin hyunnnnngggggggg
Cat: You actually find that funny?
Puppy: yEs?! I'm relating to it so hard right now
Puppy: Also Jimin and Hobi hyung's laughing their head off too
Bunny: That means you're near us then hmm~~~
Panda: Jungkook's lips twitched upwards too
Cat: WhY????????
Mr Worldwide SHOULDERS: See I was gonna make a joke about birds
Cat: Good you didn't
Mr Worldwide SHOULDERS: But it must be illeagle
Expensive Boy: I cracked a smile, then this lady literally swerved her child from going to my direction
Cat: *Sigh* why am I friends with you idiots
Mr Worldwide SHOULDERS: Awww, but why Joonie - your smile is beautiful (✿ ♥‿♥) (I'm just gonna think you didn't include me in 'idiots' Min Yoongi >.>)
Puppy: I agree with Jin's statement
Puppy:
Cat: Yeah ok, I'll do it too
Cat:
Expensive Boy: I can't belive the Daegu Boys made a gif out of me
Meerkat: I'm joining as well!
Meerkat:
Panda:
Panda: Looook Namjoon hyung is so cute smilling, why would anyone NOT want to be near him
Mr Worldwide SHOULDERS: Right, I just wanna burry my self into those dimples
Mr Worldwide SHOULDERS: I mean I made those gifs but they just had the original and the one I made but yeah ok
Mr Worldwide SHOULDERS:
Bunny:
Expensive Boy: Thanks guys :`)
Bunny: And I'm gonna be this happy if SOMEONE goes out of their hiding place
Puppy: Sorry mate, I'm already content where I am sooooooooo
Bunny: Jim hyung
Panda: What?? Nonono I can't do that to my soulmate
Puppy: Yass chimchim bros before hoes
Bunny: Park Jimin Hyung
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Missing out on the best music: Hey where ARE you?
Jamming: Oh I'm just literally in the bathroom on the 2nd floor
Jamming: Wait
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{Jin In The Jungle}
Bunny: Did you just call me a hoe?
Puppy: STOP DON'T HYUNG
Cat: he's in the 2nd floor bathroom
Cat: You're welcome
Cat: : )
Bunny: Thanks hyung
Puppy: ahjhs hbfcnf edk someonehelpmeenj hb rmcejnqc3
Meerkat: Taehyung is literally like a sack of potatoes right now with how Jungkook is carrying him
Mr Worldwide SHOULDER: Don't you mean PoTAEtoes
Panda: Postman Jimin here, Kim Taehyung would just like to say "Yoongiiiii Hyunnnnnngggggg I'll get you for thissssssss"
Cat: Hey a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do to be able to work peacfully in his studio ¯\_( ◉ 3 ◉ )_/¯
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{The 9 and 10}
9: HYUNG HYUNG Guess what?
10: What?
9: When I was on that phone call, your agency called me to meet up with them!!
10: REallY?? Right NOW?
9: YESSSS I'm SO HAPPY I GET TO SKIP A LITTLE BIT OF PRACTICE
10: Do you want me to come with you?
9: Nah it's all g, hyung - I'll just say it was an urgent emergency or whatever
10: i mean technically it is and you were the one who wanted to practice anyways -_-
9: Yeah but this is what I get from playing cupid
10: לּ__ לּ ey?
9: Nothing (ʃƪ¬‿¬)
10: hmmmmm
9: Anyways gtg hyung!!
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{Jin In The Jungle}
Cat: Gym people, how's evryone?
Bunny: You're saying everyone, but you only mean Taehyung hyung since you don't know how he's gonna get you back for spilling his hideouts
Cat: Hey! I'm genuiely asking
Bunny: -_-
Cat: But I mean, you're not wrong
Mr Worldwide SHOULDERS: Well, ever since Taehyung left we've been toning it down and we're now resting
Mr Worldwide SHOUDLERS: Which reminds me, can you or Namjoon get us some food?
Cat: Wait so Taehyung left?
Cat: Just ask him to get you some food - cause I can't right now
Panda: Yeah TaeTae left, can't tho - says it was an emergency soooo
Meerkat: We don't wanna disturb him and
Bunny: we don't exactly know where he is, he might be somewhere far away
Mr Worldwide SHOULDERS: The fact that they ilterally finished each other's sentences shows how hungry we are
Mr Worldwide SHOULDERS: So please buy us FOOOOOD
Cat: I already told you I can't, I'm helping my friend with this track
Cat: Ask Namjoon
Meerkat: But he's not responding!! to any of this!!
Panda: Jin hyung!! @ him
Mr Worldwide SHOULDERS: Why me?
Panda: Just because
Cat: Well anyways gtg - good luck with your food
Bunny: he was literally only here for like 5 seconds
Panda: Well he's gone now, why are texting?
Bunny: idk, maybe because we're anti-social??????? who don't know how to communicate face-to-face
Panda: ha ha ha very funny
Mr Worldwide SHOULDERS: We're still hungry you know
Meerkat: Great idea hyung! You buy it for us
Mr Worldwide SHOULDERS: What?! me? No thanks
Meerkat: Scissors paper rock
Bunny: Rock
Panda: Paper
Meeerkat: I meant in real life, you es
Cat: HYUNG, why aren't you scolding him
Mr Worldwide SHOULDERS: Yeah well too hungry for this
Mr Worldwide SHOULDERS: Also I thought you said you had to go?
Cat: I do, so bye
Panda: He literally came here just to try have Hobi hyung scolded
Meerkat: Let's just do it
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{Jin In The Jungle}
Mr Worldwide SHOULDERS: Ugggh what's the point of doing that, if I'm just gonna lose
Panda: Evryone already knows that hyung - why do you have to text it here?
Mr Worldwide SHOULDERS: Just in case Joonie decides to buy it when I'm already going to
Panda: Awww so caring hyung (´ゝз・)─☆
Mr Worldwide SHOULDERS: Ofc, now if you'll excuse me
Mr Worldwide SHOULDERS: I'm gonna go and save all of us
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{Jin In The Jungle}
Puppy: GUYS I NEED HELP
Panda: Why? What's going on Tae?
Puppy: I THINK I'M BEING FOLLOWED, THEIR FACES ARE COVERED
Bunny: Are you sure? Maybe they're just going in the same direction as you
Puppy: NO! I'M RUNNING AND NOW THEY'RE ING CHASING ME
Meerkat: STOP TEXTING AND FOCUS ON RUNNING
Bunny: Tell us where you are, we'll come!!!!!!!!!
Puppy: I CCANT STOIP TEHXTING - I NERED HELPJ
Puppy: NNEAR THE BOOKONR,JM HKNAKJNKJNJH RJF D
Bunny: TAE HYUNG?!
Panda: KIM TAEHYUNG
Meerkat: Oh , what do we do now
Bunny: He said something about books right?
Panda: There are a HUNDRED book stores in this CIty
Panda: How the are we going to find him?!?!?
Meerkat: C'mon let's call the police first - they can track down his phone
Cat: Guys, I found him.
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