I WAS USED FOR CATFISHING?!

“Hi guys, it’s Sehun! Today's story is about me being used for catfishing in High School. Like it sounds bad, but believe me it’s worse. So like, when I was in my senior year in High School I was known for being an ulzzang, like come on obviously . And so I only had a facebook back then, because like facebook was the back then. There was no Instagram and Snapchat, no I mean Snapchat was around but like.. not really? You know what I mean? So whatever, people would like safe my pictures and spread them on tumblr and with like #ulzzang, but that was fine with me you know? It’s okay, I’m cute I get it.”

“Are you watching that storytime boy again? God, no way those stories are real Baek.” Jongin rolled his eyes at his roommate, while stirring his ramen.

“Shh, shut up Jongin.” Baekhyun said while flailing his hand in his direction.

“So like, most of my senior year was like that you know, people sharing my pictures with my name under it and the hashtag, everything’s alright, no one cared. But then me and my best friend Kyungsoo, you know him he was in some of my videos, we were at this house party at his classmates house. Like her house was lit tho, with a huge ing pool and all that, and the party was suuper huge. Like every senior of my school was there, and like college kids from Kyungsoo college and stuff, music blasting and this even had a ing bounce house. Anyway this dude from college comes up to me, like he’s huge and buff and , and goes ‘So why didn’t you call me like you promised?’, so I was like the ? I never met this ing guy, what call is he talking about? So I go, trying to stay calm, cause again this guy was ING HUGE, I was like ‘Excuse me? I don’t think we met before?’ And this guy scoffs at my face, pulls his ing phone out and shows me a kakao conversation that’s as long as ing Eiffel Tower and like he shows me the ing profile picture of the person he is talking with,  AND IT’S ING ME! So at this point, Soo hyung who is next to me looks at me like ‘ why the do you not tell me about this ?’ and I look at the dude, like super bewildered-”

“He sounds so ing stupid. How can you watch that moron?” Jongin asked standing behind the couch Baekhyun was sitting on, who once again just answered by shushing him.

“And the guy goes like ‘So what the , do you have to say to your defense?’ And I again, ing calm myself because I don’t want him to bust my ing face and go ‘You got catfished.’ And he looks me dead in the ing eye, and like at this point my ing skin is crawling, I like clutch at Soos hand, scared for dear life. He says, with the most serious voice ever ‘Take your phone out.’ and I am so ing scared, that I just don’t answer anything and hand him my phone. He looks at his own phone and like starts a kakao call and like sees that I am not ing getting a call, and he turns to Soo and is like ‘Did you ing catfish me?’ and Soo, you guys know how he is, calm as serial-killer-look on his face ‘Do I ing look like it? He is a ing well-known ulzzang, anyone could have done it. You should have looked way more into it.’ So this guy, I swear to ing god, is literally having a mental breakdown in front of us, like flipping a ing table and yelling things like ‘I ING LOVE YOU, WHY THE WOULD SOMEONE DO THIS?! WHY THE ?! SEHUN YOU WERE THE ING ONE!' And by now, I’m ing trembling because I’m like this ing guy, is gonna kill me right here, but then he starts recording his ing voice in the chat ‘WHO THE ARE YOU?! SEHUN IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME, WHO THE ARE YOU?!  I’M GONNA ING KILL YOU WHEN I FIND YOU’ And like I could see a bit of his phone, and like he got blocked by whoever catfished him and he like ing pulls at his hair and is like almost sobbing, and I’m so shocked I can’t move. Soo, like Soo I love you so much may god bless your soul, although you are lowkey Satan. ANYWAY Soo, starts slowly pulling me away from the