Expensive girl - oneshot

Description

Where you dim the lights and Namjoon pops out of nowhere

Foreword

You were a dedicated army, you, also being Namjoon biased. You were absolutely engulfed into the 'Bts world' of course it affected your school life, your social life, your life in general but it didn't matter to you, you had Bts. (A/n: good luck with 'having Bts' in 10 years time when you're unemployed and have no friends mate)

Casually, you were scrolling down your recommended bit on youtube, suddenly one video caught your eye.
'expensive girl - rap monster'

'what's this?' You thought to yourself, well it had 'rap monster' in the title so obviously you had to come click on it.

*clicK* (clack to the banG)

- {Insert the into, it's way too long tho smh}
1 2 3 giRrrrrrrl -

Oh doesn't sound bad tbh

- You're the medicine patch that eases my motion sickness -

That's um sweet?

- Wherever I go, I'll have it under my ear -

I mean the beats alright so-

- The time it takes to fall for you, takes 3 seconds -

Why is this so damn cheesy-

- But I feel as though you're the meaning of my eternity -

i wisH-

- I see visions of you through the t.v screen, bathroom mirror and the Sun -

..........................well....That's not creepy at all, might wanna get that checked mate

- What's going on? I want to avoid you but I can't -

same, I wanna avoid myself tOo

- Actually it's not that I wanna avoid you -

O

- In fact I can't rationalise myself -

Whens the drop coming in at??

- Put your thoughts away and just give me a hug, give me a hug-

Wow ok, sorry mate don't like hugs-

- Out your expensive title of 'hard to get' down for today -

Damn Namjoon must really like this chick-

- TakE iT oFf noW giRrrrrl juSt tAke iT oFf (imma master baby with your brA) -

uM..........how on earth does one go from 'give me a hug' to 'take it off' in under 30 seconds?

- TAkE iT oFf noW giRrrrrrrrl juSt tAke iT oFf (I can help you slide those off)-

boi you've probably never even seen on a girl before
(A/n: he probably has-)

- Dim the lights down baby, dim the lights -

Well then

- We gonna double your heart, great form lady just dim the lights -

Tf does that even mean-

(ImMA BeaT thAt liKe yOu nEvEr eVer feLt beFoRe) -

*falls off chair*
WhAt thE NaMjoOn?! nAaaaaah, I'll beat your ing liKe yoU've neVer eVer fELt bEfore!

- Dim the lights down baby, dim the lights -

.......

- We gonna double your heart, great form lady just dim the lights -

..............don't say it again I swear

(ImMA BeaT thAt liKe yOu nEvEr eVer feLt beFoRe) -

He saID it aGain

Never in your life did you think that you would ever come across something like that, especially from Namjoon. Your opinions on him definitely changed after experiencing that.

You decided to scroll down the comments and see what others were saying about it, you read some and agreed with them before laying your eyes on another comment.

"Rumour has it, that if you dim the lights down a wild Namjoon will appear"

You chuckled slightly before having an idea, what if you filmed yourself dimming the lights down and made a thiNG! So, quickly you grabbed your phone and went into your living room, no-one was there so it was a perfect time to 'dim the lights'

You switched your phone on and clicked on the camera icon, you pressed record and started dimming the lights, trying not to laugh.
Once you were done, you sniggered and posted it on Twitter with the hashtag expensive girl challenge.

You turned your back towards the living room, still laughing before suddenly hearing someone hum behind you. You turned to look at who it was and yoU aLmoSt loSt yoUr .

"U m n-namjoon??"

He walked up to you, putting a strand of your hair behind your ear and then out of no where he started singing.

"Dim the lights down baby, just Dim the lights~"

You were utterly confused but you just stood there, admiring Namjoons face as creepy as that sounds, his face was very nicE. He then came closer, right next to your ear and whispered.

"Imma beat that like you never ever felt before"
(A/n: bwaHahHAGA id start whEezing on the spoT)

You got chills and stepped back wondering what the was even happening.

"W h a t ? ?"

"TakE it off now girrrrl"

You covered yourself with your hands and shoutEd noPe, Namjoon was just still singing like a drunken cow. You poked his arm, he looked at you with a smile on his face.

"Why exactly are you here?"

" oh just to hang around! "

"Soooo basically to get -"

"......well you caught me there-"

You chuckled, well you never expected that from Namjoon-
You had decided to sit down on the sofa and watch Namjoon singing and being an idiot?

"Hey let's dance!!"

You smiled and stood up, agreeing to that idea, Namjoon took your hand and started to gently swinging you around.

"This is fun~!"

Namjoon nodded and held your waist, swaying the the both of you's around the floor, you had to admit, this was Definitely a dream come true.

Namjoon slowly guided you to his chest, as he was much taller than you. He bent down a bit, so now your faces were inches away, he came forwards, eyes closed and you did the same.

You were dying inside, you. Were. Just. About. To. Kiss. Your. Ult. Skskdksosk

You felt something soft.... But not on your lips
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It was on your chest
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And it wasn't soft, it was sharp.
You looked up and saw namjoon with devilish eyes and a knife piercing through your skin and that was the last thing you saw before Namjoon had stabbed through your heart.

The end :)

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