Knock Knock Jam (Twice)

NoJam Crack (TagLish Kpop Jokes)

Sana: Knock knock.
Momo: Who's there?
Sana: 'Momo Hirai'.
Momo: 'Momo Hirai' who?

Sana: 'Momo, Hirai' am!
Momo: ...


Jeongyeon: Knock knock.
Nayeon: Who's there?
Jeongyeon: 'Tzuyu'.
Nayeon: 'Tzuyu' who?

Jeongyeon: Hay nako, 'Tzuyu' at asin na naman ulam natin ngayon?!
Nayeon: ...
Tzuyu: Lagot ka sakin mamaya.


Chaeyoung: Mina, knock knock.
Mina: Who's there?
Chaeyoung: 'Nayeon'.
Mina: 'Nayeon' who?

Chaeyoung: Bilisan niyo! Magsi-takbuhan na kayo! Pumutok na ang bulkang 'Nayeon'!
Mina: ...
Nayeon: Tawa nako nyan?


Tzuyu: Oy, knock knock.
Dahyun: Uh, who's there?
Tzuyu: 'Park Jihyo'.
Dahyun: Ok, 'Park Jihyo' who?

Tzuyu: Tara, date tayo sa 'Park' ngayong Valentines Day.
Dahyun: Wait, nasan yung 'Jihyo'?

Tzuyu: Wala. Wala naman kasi siyang love life para pumunta sa park ngayong Valentines eh.
Dahyun: ...

Jihyo: Walang kakain sainyo ngayong gabi.
Tzuyu: B-babe, joke lang. Wait!

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