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NoJam Crack (TagLish Kpop Jokes)

Jihyo: How many jokbal do you eat a day?
Momo: Three. 

Jihyo: How much per serve?
Momo: Ten dollars.

Jihyo: And how long have you been eating jokbal?
Momo: 15 years? 

Jihyo: So one plate is $10 and you've been eating three plates a day, which puts your monthly spend at $900. In one year it would've been $10,800. Correct?
Momo: Yes.

Jihyo: If you spend $10,800 a year, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your total spend at $162,000. Correct?
Momo: Yes.

Jihyo: Do you know if you're not eating so much jokbal everyday, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after calculating compound interest for the past 15 years, you could've by now bought a Ferrari?

Momo: Yes. Oh! Do you eat jokbal?
Jihyo: No.

Momo: Then where's your ing Ferrari? Huh?!

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