"sometimes you just have to let something go for the greater good ya know. Just like me I have experienced similar problems like you,amigo. I told myself, don't eat the damn cookie on the table it's for my abuela but homie, my stomach said likewise.It was like grrr grrr grrrrr(I'm faqing hungry give me that shizz), and I was like,for you my belly , for you.So I ate the cookie and guess what I am so tall and healthy now because of that damn cookie."

"Faqing hell Soo, why the faq are you telling me your faqing cookie story, freaking help me with the report that I was suppose to hand to bae tomorrow."

"Bish, I gave you a metaphor and you still don't get it,I'm telling you, you faqed brotha and I'm not helping you, call Hyooooo"