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Hi! Help me!

Who you?

You don’t know me but I need your help! You’re a guy, right?  

Well… maybe. Where did you find my number?

I’ll take that “maybe” as “yes”. I will explain later, there’s smth more urgent. Do you have condoms?

О_О

Why such a childish reaction?

OMG how old you?

23

Then condoms for you is M-U-S-T H-A-V-E!

Well maybe.

Again “yes” then. Do you have a modern phone? Can shoot a video?

Ooooh, I see, sorry bro, I don’t know where did you get my number, but I’m not interested, Bye!

No no

Wait

Stop

Listen, Ima not a maniac or smth

So you’re a guy. I see

And do you know a lot of girls that start a conversation with “Do you have condoms?”

Don’t know such guys either.

Nice to meet you then!

But it’s not important now

Listen, I have a bet with a friend of mine that I will coax a total stranger to pour liter of milk into a and throw it down from a balcony

Whuuut?

maaan, help me

How did you get my number?

I and hyung just pressed numbers one by one

And what if my number wasn’t existing?

Or if I didn’t have milk?

Or maybe I live on the ground floor?

Damn it, do you live on the ground floor? -____-

No, the 5th one ^^

So help meeeee

I beg you!

What will you do if you lose it? A bet I mean

Hmm… run through our office totally ?

Jesus, you’re freaking…

Not me! Only him!

Will you help?

This is soooooo strange…

Oh for God’s sake

I have left only 10 minutes to convince you, or I’m a dead man.

C’mon, are you greedy for 1 ? Or for milk?

Aish, wait

*Video file sent*

Thanks, thanks thanks!

I love you!

I owe you a beer!

Don’t bother yourself…

* * *   

Yoo!

Hello, my savior!

You again?

I thought I helped you and that’s all

OR DID YOU PUT YOURSELF IN TROUBLE AGAIN?

Btw I hate you

And won’t help with anything never again

Naaah, today I need nothing

Vice versa actually

And why do you hate me?

Doesn’t matter

Tell me

No

Come on, tell me ;))

Tell me, tell me, t-t-t-t-tell me

And I’ll tell you smth too ;))

Sounds scary

-___-

And you do love that smiley

Well in short: yesterday you messed my mind with your screams about condoms that I forgot about everything

And as a result, today I found my own car with a huge milk stain T_T

AHAHAHAHHA

HHAHAHAHAH

Sorry

But it’s hella funny

Bastard

Oh we are sooo meeeean

I had to go to wash my car and was late to the job! T_T

Oh sorry

I’ll make up for it

???

As you helped me to win a bet – you should take half of prize

Just so you know:

I don’t need photos or videos of your friend in the office

Not a full photo, not a half

LOL

And you have nice sense of humor =))

I like

But no, I’m not an idiot as my hyung is, so my prize is totally normal and real

Tell me where should I send it

I don’t need anything

Why are you like this?

I can’t NOT share – you have helped me

It’s ok, no problems

If you think that I wanna get your address and rob//kidnap you-you are wrong

The fact that you are speaking oh so casually about such things makes me scared even more, for the truth

Ok, you don’t want – I won’t send it

Tell me where should I leave it

Maybe some park or what?

You will come and take it.

Eer, nope

Why?

Where is the guaranty that you won’t spy on me?  

Earth to Jupiter

Why would I spy on you? I don’t know you

Exactly! I will come to get a “prize”

You will see my heavenly handsomeness

And then

You’ll lose your mind and become my stalker

O_O

And it’s me that strange??

How did you know about Jupiter?

What?

This is my patron-planet. How did you know that?

It was just first in mind

It’s all very suspicious

Well, ok

I see

You don’t want – then ok

I’ll just throw it

I don’t need someone’s stuff

Why throw it?

And what should I do with all of this then?

Er.. share with someone?

I wanted to share!

With you!

You rejected and I don’t have time to run through all my contact list to find someone to give it

And what is that anyway?

Something important?

It depends ;)

…

What?

That your blinking – it’s strange

You know, it’s STRANGE to hear that I’m strange from a person who threw the with milk on his own car

HOW DARE YOU?

Tell me quickly where should I bring your half

Okay.

Persuaded

Do you know those express-post offices?

Of course

Leave it there in any office and tell me it’s number

The name of a receiver?

Seungri

Ok =)))

Why am I chatting with you at the first place?

* * *

Office 37

* * *

So it’s Jiyong?

Nice to meet you 

One question: why is the box so big, but so light?

…

Jiyong?

Aish!

* * *

Seriously?

Jiyong, seriously?

Chips?

Cheese chips?

20 packs?

Have you a bet for 20 packs of chips?

40!

And what should I do with them now?

Don’t you eat chips? :(((

You’re lucky – the only chips I eat are cheese ones

But actually, junk food is

Then YOU are lucky – enjoy your meal ;)

But why so many with cheese flavor?

Oh… this…

Seunghyun knows that I don’t eat them at all so this was his revenge

But it didn’t work

Muahahaha

Seunghyun?

The friend I had a bet with

Aaa, I see…

Wait

What???

What “what”?

So you lied to me?

Regarding what?

You didn’t want to share the prize!

You just wanted to deal with chips you don’t need and rub it in a face of your hyung!

You used me!

TWICE!

Oops! Need to go

Bye bye Seungri :)))