Part 7

Super Junior's Seduction Rag Part 3

 

Kangin : what is the different between ghost and you, honey?

Leeteuk : what, chagi?

Kangin : ghost is haunting in this world but you are only haunting in my mind

Leeteuk : Omo.. yeoboooo….

 

Kangin : If I were butterfly so you will be a spider

Leeteuk : spider? Wae??

Kangin : because you’ve trapped me on your spider web..

Leeteuk : aaahhh.. chagiiiiii

 

 

Hanchul

Hankyung : A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R T V W X Y Z.. now I know my ABC

Heechul : You miss something, hannie

Hankyung : I know.. I miss U.. darling

Heechul : #Cinderella dancing

 

Heechul : handsome~

Hankyung : honey..

Heechul : handsome…

Hankyung : honey…

Heechul : handsome..

Hankyung : honey..

Heechul : haand~

Other members : STOP IT!!!!

 

YeWook

Yesung : hey, little sweetie..

Ryeowook : what is it hyung?

Yesung : you are like underwear..

Ryeowook : Mwo??

Yesung : without using underwear.. I feel cold ‘down there’

Ryeowook : hyung!!! >///<

 

Yesung : Can I ask your mom’s number?

Ryeowook : for what??

Yesung : to say thank you for give birth to this sweetest love of mine..

Ryeowook : hyung~

 

Eunhae/Haehyuk

Eunhyuk : fishy..

Donghae: what, babe

Eunhyuk : do you have stethoscope?

Donghae : I don’t have, what did you ask that thing?

Eunhyuk : to hear you heart beating.. Is it always beat harder every time I near you?

Donghae : of course, my silly hyukjae..!!

 

Donghae : DO you have band-aid?

Eunhyuk : Hae,, are you hurt..??

Donghae : yes, dear. I need to recover my wound because of heart had fallen for you

Eunhyuk : fisshhyy…. #hugs

 

Shindong is  the ideal guy type ever. He taught Changmin how to flirt

Changmin : oppa.. where do you work?

Shingdong : mm.. I’m just working as CEO on my 5 stars hotels in Milan, Paris, Rome, Tokyo

Changmin : woo… oppa you must be a billionaire.. So.. where do you live?

Shindong : Actually, I have a mansion on Jeju and some houses at Beverly hills.

Changmin : Omo.. oppa famous people live in BH.. you must be live in palace..

Shindong : mm.. oh.. not really, only half of Michael Jackson’s Nederland

Changmin : Omo… So.. you must have many cars?!

Shindong : well, not many.. I only have Ferrari, BMW, Mercedes, Jaguar, Bentley, and 5 Harleys

Changmin : shisus.. what an ideal type of guy! So..mm.. do you have wife..?

Shindong : not yet until now..

Changmin : Really..?! omo..omo… Are you smoking?

Shindong : I hate smoke. It’s harm your heart

Changmin : ooo Sooo sweeettt… so.. what do you do on weekend?

Shindong : I use to go to orphanage to take care the kids

Changmin : Omo.. what an ideal type of hubby.. loving the children.. So.. umm.. what is your hobby..?

Shindong : bullying people

Changmin : @#$%^&&

 

Shindong : Look, yeobo.. tonight there are so many stars up there..

Changmin : oppa… how pretty they are..

Shindong : I know.. like your pimples on your face…

Changmin : aaaahh… oppaa…. Stop flirting…

Shindong : what kind of crazy girl are you

Changmin : Yah! What kind of flirt is that?!

 

 

Sibum

Siwon : please Bumie.. don’t kill me

Kibum : I won’t, hyung!

Siwon : your smile kills me.. uuughh~

Kibum : Dork! XD

 

Siwon : I checked up my blood and then the result.. #sighed

Kibum : what what is it??

Siwon : I have diabetes

Kibum : how Come??

Siwon : your smile.. just too sweet.. sweetness overload…

Kibum : just die okay?

Siwon : O.O

 

Zhoury

Zhoumi : my lovely mochie

Henry : what hyung?

Zhoumi : do you have a telescope?

Henry : uumm? What do you wanna see?

Zhoumi : your heart.. babe.. is there some one else beside me?

Henry : gege don’t believe me.. #sob sob

Zhoumi : ooo little mochie.. I was just kidding.. #hugged Mochie

 

Zhoumi : DO you know why I’m this tall?

Henry : you eat good nutrition, gege

Zhoumi : Yes, but finally I found out that I have to this tall

Henry : what is it?

Zhoumi : SO I can easily find you and so you do when both of us separate on crowd

Henry : gege.. I won’t lose you!! #jumping

 

KyuMin

Kyuhyun woke up in the morning and saw Sungmin on the bed next to his bed…

Sungmin : Morning.. kyu~

Kyuhyun : mmm.. I am in heaven…?

Sungmin : Are you still on your dream?

Kyuhyun : I see a cute angel in front of me… *_*

Sungmin : ^///^

 

 

 

Kyuhyun : I’m not Obama..

Sungmin : sure you’re not

Kyuhyun : but I like it when you call me Oh baby..

Sungmin : ppff….

 

Kyuhyun : Sungmin~ah~

Sungmin : mm ? ^^

Kyuhyun : you are my spring.. when you beside me I feel the flowers’ blossoming inside my heart..

Sungmin : mmmm… Choooo kyuuuutttt #^w^

 

The light on kyumin’s room was turn off

Sungmin : kyu~..

Kyuhyun : yes. Dear..?

Sungmin : it’s dark… I can’t sleep..

Kyuhyun : don’t worry baby.. my love for you will light our room #caressed Minnie’s hair

Sungmin : kyu~ #cuddled to kyu

 

Kyuhyun : Minnie chagi.. yesterday I count the stars.. there are 1000 stars in the sky

Sungmin : really..?

Kyuhyun : but tonight I only see 998 stars.. do you know where the two are?

Sungmin : where..?

Kyuhyun : in your eyes, baby bunny.. #kissed Minnie’s eyes

Sungmin : *w*

 

Kyuhyun taught Sungmin studying math

Kyuhyun : this is addition in mathematic. #kissed Sungmin on his cheek

                One plus one equal two #kissed him again on the cheek

Sungmin : #blushed…

Kyuhyun : and this is subtraction.. #kissed Sungmin on the cheek and pulls Sungmin’s head on to kissed his cheek

One minus one is zero

Sungmin : #shy..

Kyuhyun : this is multiplication #kissed Sungmin on his lips and makes Sungmin kissed him back..

Sungmin : ……

Kyuhyun : understand, baby..?

Sungmin : #nod nod

Kyuhyun : last one I teach you what the infinite number..is #kissed Sungmin looooonggggg and looooooong…. Like there’s no tomorrow

Sungmin : mmhh…#moan

 

Kyuhyun is bullying his Minnie

Kyuhyun : once upon a time there’s a handsome guy drove his car to some village..

Sungmin : then then..?

Kyuhyun : This handsome guy saw a cute bunny boy and stopped his car in front of a cute boy. The cute boy ask him “What is this” pointed to the car

Sungmin : hihihii

Kyuhyun : the handsome guy said “Do you want to know?” the cute boy nodded and then the handsome one said “So you have to kiss me, I’ll tell you later” So the cute one kissed him

Sungmin : ^///^

Kyuhyun : on the next day the handsome guy drove his Harley to meet that cute bunny. The bunny one asked him again “what is this?”  To the Harley bike. “Kiss me, I’ll tell you” said the handsome one, Then the cute boy kissed him again..

Sungmin : hahaha XD

Kyuhyun : on the next day he drove his ‘bbong bbong’

Sungmin : what is bbong bbong?

Kyuhyun : Do you really want to know?

Sungmin : nod nod

Kyuhyun : So kiss me, my little bunny.. I’ll tell you later.. #smirk

Sungmin : mmmpphh… >///<

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Prom15e-to-13elieve #1
Chapter 9: LOL KYUMIN HANCHUL AND FAILED SIBUM XDD
kimwookie
#2
Chapter 9: .hahaha.im.nearly going crazy.in.thiz.fic..i laugh,like.there's no,tomorrow,lucky,me.im.alone.here.hahaha.,YeWook,is.so.cute,KyuMin,too!i think,its all,cute!
kimwookie
#3
Chapter 3: .haha,i love,the.failed SiBum couple,also.Shindong,hahaha!
kimwookie
#4
Chapter 1: .wahahaha.,my God!!this is,sooo,amazing-hahaha,i love you author,for.this.wonderful,fic!
anummutia #5
Chapter 9: yeeeeiii~~
thankyu ff kyumin~~
please make FF kyumin New season author-nim <3
wolfkyuminbunny
#6
Chapter 9: hahahaha..this seriously LOL!
rheeming
#7
Chapter 9: XD oh my,, you come with really funny interaction between kyu n min's dad.. I just imagine that happen in the real,,
By the way,, how are you? Long time no see... Hope you always stay healthy ;)
venzsuju #8
Chapter 9: Bwuakakakakakaka xD can't stop laughingggg
Alice_K26 #9
Chapter 2: Omg kyuuuuuuu!!!!~~~
Dont stopppp....
Go on...
Make ming bunny meltedd....
SPPV212
#10
Chapter 1: Uwaaaaa sho freaking kyuteee >.<