Jessica twirls her pencil a few times as she looks down at her stats problem. It’s not becoming any clearer the harder she stares at it, unfortunately. If anything, that just makes the symbols start to blur together, until she can’t tell whether she’s looking at sigma or theta.

She’s disturbed from her intense studying (read: boredom) when Sooyoung plops herself in front of her. “Oh my God, have you heard the news?”

Jessica gives her a blank look. “What news?”

“Tiffany Hwang is coming to our school!”

“Who’s Tiffany Hwang?”

Sooyoung gapes. “You don’t know who she is?”

“If I did, would I be asking you?”

“She’s, like, the most famous idol in the country. Her face is over all the billboards and fried chicken commercials—”

“—of course you would notice the fried chicken commercials—”

“—know you’re oblivious about life but—”

“—just because I’m not a crazy fangirl like you—”

“Did you hear the news about Tiffany?!” Yuri yells, running over. “I can’t believe she’s coming here!”

“I know!” Sooyoung yells back. “I’m so excited I just—”

Jessica takes this as her opportunity to walk away. She needs to get some new friends.