Chapter One

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiKWryhmcmc  CLICK IT IF YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO (GOOD) STUFF

~MAH NAME IS GEE GEE GEE GEE BABY BABY! GD GD BABY BABY!

YOU AIN’T GEE SO YOU WANNA BE FRESH LIKE MY MUTHR’S FARTING GEE TO THE DEE HOLLA AT ME!

WAS—~

PEYTON: OH MARH GARSH!!!!! STOP!!!! IT…IT’S…MONDAY!!

PEYTON’S MOMMA: YEAP NOW WAKE UP BEFORE I CHOP YEW!!

PEYTON: A’IGHT! But only if you make me breakfast…

PEYTON’S MOMMA: FINE, YOU GET THE OFC FROM LAST NIGHT!!!

PEYTON: NURRRRRRR!!!

-FLASHBACK-

DING DONG CHING CHONG, SING A GOOD SONG!!!!

PEYTON’S MOMMA: CHICKEN’S HERE!!!!!

PEYTON’S BRUTHA: COMING!!!!!!!!!!!

PEYTON: THAT’S WHAT HE SAID!!!!!!

PEYTON’S DAD: AWRIGHT KIDS, SETTLE DOWN!!!   /GOES TO GET DOOR

CHICKEN MAN: OKEY DOK2! HERE’S YOUR CHICKEN. THANK YOU FOR BUYING FROM OFC!!!! HERE’S YOUR DUBU—IMEANCHICKEN!!…wait...I said that already…

-FLASHBACK OVER-