domestic!jeongcheol & toddler!chan scenarios, with lazy!jeonghan antics 

Scenario #1

During their first year of marriage, it only took a pout and some half-assed aegyo for Seungcheol to drop whatever he was doing and attend to Jeonghan's demands. And now seven years in, Seungcheol knows better. He's gotten used to Yoon Jeonghan's antics. He pretends he doesn't hear Jeonghan's whining and continues to flip through the TV channels.

Jeonghan frowns when he realizes his baby-voiced honey-I'm-hungry's weren't working. He hums in deep thought, and then, a toothy grin flashes across his face for a split second. Jeonghan saunters into Chan's room and wakes the 5 year old from his daytime nap. 

"Chan, wake up! Be a good boy and go tell your dad you're hungry. Oh, oh! And, tell him you're craving pasta tonight!" 

Rubbing his eyes, Chan whines, "But daaaaad, I'm not hungry. Sohyun celebrated her birthday at daycare today, and I ate threeeee cupcakes."

 He sleepily holds up three stubby fingers while contentedly patting his stomach. 

It's only when Seungcheol overhears Jeonghan's fake sobs and cries about Chan being an unfilial son, that he sighs and goes to prep the linguine.

Scenario #2

Jeonghan cooks Seungcheol breakfast on one of the rare mornings he's actually up early. He forces Seungcheol into a seat at the dining table, before proudly placing down a messily-plated china dish in front of him. Seungcheol offers a weak semblance of a smile and washes down the bites of salty pancakes and sugary pork links with water. 

Already feeling the foretelling signs of an upset stomach, he carefully says, "Y