"Her name's Lee Jihoon, she's a senior, conductor for Orchestra this year and, rumor has it, she has a girlfriend who's in college. Guess its not hard to turn down hot guys when you're lesbo."

"Woah, sounding very heteronormative there, 'kwannie." says a guy passing by in his skateboard. He makes a full stop and sits in their table.

"I guess it's not hard to turn down hot people with es when you're lesbo. Now, shut up, Hansol." Seungkwan turns back to Soonyoung, ignoring Hansol's 'I go by Vernon now!'

"Basically, if you want to be besties with her and braid each other's pubes and paint each other's nails-- you're out of luck."

Soonyoung merely nods, eyes training in on Jihoon stomping away from the table once it became overcrowded with jocks and cheerleaders and the general variety of popular teens.

"Lucky for you, the school radio crew and I make for great friends!" says Seungkwan, stuffing with a stolen fry from Soonyoung's plate.

(or a sequel of Sorts, after Yoongi graduated high school and Jihoon has become Popular, somehow.)