working nine till five (thirty)

Description

Pairing: Baekhyun/Sehun
Genre: Humour, fluff
Rating: PG-13? idk. it has a lot of swears and thirst.
Words: 13k
Warnings: Jongdick’s trolling, crappy crack writing, bullied Junmyeon, excessive interior monologuing, unnecessary filler scenes and backstories
Summary: Baekhyun is supposed to be Sehun’s Secret Santa, not his worst nightmare.
Notes: A very old fic I wrote back in 2014. Originally written for MilkNOreos (AFF) Sebaek Secret Santa fic exchange.

Foreword

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galaxycaca_99
#1
Chapter 1: THIS IS THE BEST!! BYUN BAEK SO-THIRSTY HYUN IS THE ING BEST! LOVE YOU
areumareumdaun
#2
I LOVE HOW THEY HAD BEEN FANTASIZING ABOUT EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME AND THEYRE GOING TO LET IT OUT OMG
yehet_pcy #3
My real question is.... were you perhaps high on crystal meth yourswlf when you were writing this???? HAHAHAHHAHA AAAAHHHHH THIS IS A REALLY GREAT HUMOR FIC BAEKHYUN AND EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS AU ARE JUST IN RIDICULOUS HOW DO THEY ALL WORK IN AN OFFICE TOGETHER THEYRE ALL CRAZY HAHAHHAHAHAHA
This was rly funny hahahahha bordering on hot too, if baek werent such a little that he starts exaggerating so many things HAHAHHAHA HES SO FOR SEHUN?????? i mean id be too probably but what is descretion HAHAHAHAHHA i cant believe what a bad secret santa is his and here sehun was nailing the perfect gift in one try through a friggin t HAHAHHAHAHA AHHHHHHH
Damn i didnt actually expect sehun to be just as back tho omfg (good job keeping it in sehun obv one of you has to hahahah)
Really... havent read a crack fic this long... HAHAHAHA nice job hahahhaha thank you for writing and sharing carpesoo~
Bookangel12390
#4
Chapter 1: I read this on Ao3 and I swear to god I love your stories!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
_Falas_ #5
Chapter 1: This was so hilarious I laughed my off! (And that's not good, because it's like in the middle of the night and everyone's sleeping) But everything was so ing genius: the failed presents, the nicknames Baek gave the others, his really graphic thoughts, the emails, K-I-M , space, J-U-N-M-Y-E-O-N, Barista Minsoek and that ending!!! I loved it, thank you for the good laugh (and the y time)
hansolsbutterfly #6
Chapter 1: Oh my freaking lord, I love how this fic went from zero to sixty immediately. All the graphic ual talk by pretty much everyone was hilarious, I never stopped laughing during this entire fic. Holy crap this was funny, I kept having to pretty much smack myself in the face to keep the laughter minimal. I love how Baek is just new levels of fail, meanwhile Sehun has known the whole time that Baek likes him and doesn't even have to try to win. You have made my night with this, seriously, A ing plus. I wish you so much happiness, your fics are always such a good time, I have never regretted subbing to you!
PalmerPie
#7
Chapter 1: LMFAO WHAT JUST HAPPENED
IM
WUT
JONGDICKS
send help i cant breathe
bless
teddles #8
istg you're the best comedy fic writer I've ever read. how do you even come up with stuff??????? I can't pick out a favorite scene or quote dialogue back to you bc it would take too long and I got stuff to do. but I'll tell you, anyone who reads this who's ever worked in an email intensive environment cringed, froze, and felt vaguely nauseous over the 'reply all' scenarios!!!
aarushic_18 #9
Omfg hahahahaah
bringnse-xsebaek #10
THIS FIC
I LOOOOOVED THIS FIC AHHHHH