In which Minghao accidentally texts Junhui and while Junhui thinks this is the most exciting thing since his birth, Minghao isn't amused.

< the8 sent a message to junhay >

the8: i will cut ur goblin looking into 1500 pieces

the8: they’ll never find ur body

the8: i hope u die in hell alone soonyoung i truly do

the8: i’ll hang ur body up like a sacrifice for satan while streaming now send me ur location so i can throw enough punches to satisfy my anger

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Wen Junhui stared at the 4 notifications on his lock screen in wonder as his hand (which was gripping chopsticks) went slack. He blinked as his brain formed up questions.

‘who is actually angry enough to threaten someone to kill them?’

‘what did that person do? is he even still alive?’

‘is that a golden retriever as their profile picture? cute’

‘the8? that oddly sounds familiar…’

Taking his time typing out his reply and tapping send, Junhui grinned when a reply came back in less than 10 seconds.

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junhay: i didn’t think i was gonna receive death threats today

junhay: but murder isn’t exactly socially acceptable the8-ssi

junhay: btw, i’m not ‘soonyoung’ lol

< the8 is typing... >

the8: holy

the8: UR NoT SoONYOUNG

the8: WH O THE HELL ID THIS