Chapter one!

What happens when MAMAMOO gets drunk!!

Solar just got back from her 'We got married' taping with Eric nam, she was all smiley and felt giddy on the inside. Her other members started teasing her

"God! you're real laugh comes out whenever you go on a date with him!!" Wheein teased 

"You must really like him! omona omona!" Solar just laughed out loudly in embarrasment.

"Well how was your date tell us tell us!" Hwasa asked excitedly and pulled solar to sit down on the couch

"Ah waee~ just watch the episode I'm too shy to talk about it-"

"Since when are you shy to say something!! Whoaaa he changed you!!" Moonbyul gasp while pointing a finger at Solar

"C'mon unnieee tell us tell usss!" Wheein asked again, push and pulling Solars arm.

"Well.." She smiled and showed her hand with the wedding ring. Her members squeeled again. Wheein was all giddy and excited as well, pushed Solar making her fall off the couch and landed on the ground like a sack, Solar just laughed hardly

"Maan!! im so jealous! i want to get married too!" Hwasa pouted "I'm jealouss~

"Nadooo!" Wheein and Moonbyul cooed in unison

"I'm depressed now! Lets have some Soju!" Hwasa shouted and ran to the fridge to get the bottles of soju

"I'll get the snacks!" Moonbyul and Wheein followed behind

"Yah how did you even get alcohol in here! We're not allowed to drink in-"

"Well its your fault for making us depressed! acting all shy THIS IS NOT THE UNNIE I KNOW!" Hwasa shouted the last few words while pointing at Solar

"YAH how is this my fault-

"EEYYEE just drink well yaa!" Moonbyul interrupted while handing the mighty Soju

"Arraso! just one bottle i swear to god!"

 

And the chaos begins...

 

"I love you guuurl! You are the Jjang to my myun!" Wheein said starting to get abit tipsy

"It's abit too early to get drunk, but.. fine i'll play along. You are my Sam to my Gyupsal!" Hwasa said, still abit sober

"You are crazy to my Gaga, the Sony to my play station, Nike to my nite!" Wheein grinned after

"You are the Britney to my spears, he weed to my rapper.. the 3D to my t.v!" Hwasa replied

"You are Song to my Joong to my Ki! you are my Whee to my In!"

"Alright you wiin~" Hwasa said and started laughing

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"Once i got drunk with my friends and my mum had to pick up, so I was trying to act normal  by keeping a conversation" Solar blabbered to Moonbyul

"And?"

" So i asked her if she's a , and she like looked at me with pain in her eyes and said ' I wished i was'" Solar continued with a dazed look, making Moonbyul fall back and laughed hardly

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"Have you ever thought about how small our existence is compared to the universe? like we all have complex personalities and stories and there's so many of us but there's an even greater terrain that completely surrounds-" Wheein said in a serious tone and completely drunk

"Wait I'm not drunk enough for this conversation hoold on~" Solar interrupted and drank more soju

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"You know what? YOU are my soulmate. Like, I just freaking love you so much like" Wheein said while fanning herself

"I love you more! You are so perfect and beautiful than your heart is your smoking bod" Hwasa said 

"You have the smoking bod! Seriously, If only s didn't naturally repulse me, you would be 'the one'" Wheein said

"Yeah!, forget every stupid douche I've ever been with.. YOU are the only one who's been here through thick and thin"

*CUE DRUNKEN, TEAR-SOAKED HUG

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"I know I'm suppose to  love Eric oppa  but... I HATE ERIC oppa!!" Wheein complained

"Nooo, but you can't hate Eric oppa!"

"But hes so wierd, and you're so beautiful, and hes so average, and you hang out with him more than you hang out with me, and it makes me so saad!!

"Ngaaaw~" 

*Cue tears and hugs and promises about how no man will ever come before this everlasting friendship*

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" Should i text him? I feel like i should text him" Solar said while fiddling with her phone

"NOO! don't text him! you made me promise i wouldn't let you text him!!" Moonbyul said 

"But i want to text him!"

"But you can't!! I swear to God i will steal your phone!" 

3 DRINKS LATER..

"You know what? maybe you should just text him"

"I already did~"

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Chapter 1: thanks for posting!
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Chapter 1: thanks for the story