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So basically, this is just me writing a bunch of crack in the middle of the night or whenever I have time. These stories aren't likely to make a lot of sense--obvi--so yeah. Good luck with the reading lol

Ft: BTS, EXO, BTOB, GOT7, Infinite, Roy Kim, Yoo Seung Woo, maybe more?

P.S. Feel free to request stuff. It may or may not be done.

P.P.S. These stupid stories were written by me. Plz do not plagiarize, not that you would want to tbh

Foreword

Preview/list of stories:

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1. Why Did I Have to Give the Chicken Magical Powers? ft. Minhyuk + a witch

2. Spring Beauty, ft. Jin + inconsistency

3. I Want to Be a Star, Darn It! ft. Jimin + a scandal

4. How Did I Even Get Into Julliard Tho, ft. Sehun + a rucksack

5. Rock Gardens Are Manly, Okay? ft. Luhan + a jailbird (Myungsoo's girl)

6. I'm Korean--Why Am I Judging American Idol? ft. Yoo Seung Woo

7. I Want to Be Cute, Too, ft. Jungkook + Jin + food

8. Isn't This Card Bomb? I Made It Myself, ft. Namjoon/Rapmon vs. Valentine's Day

9. Could This Be Love? ft. Roy Kim + his teeth

10. I Just Wanted to Buy a Tie??? ft. Mark + the mafia

11. I Think I Know a Little More About Biochemistry than You Do, ft. Youngjae

12. Fine. You Do It, ft. Minho + his fashion sense

13. Electricity, ft. Suga + masks

14. You Two Could Be Twins! ft. Hoseok/J-Hope + a horse + Tumblr

15. Tom the Toad, ft. Taehyung/V + Hoseok/J-Hope + a toadsitter

16. Game On, ft. Ilhoon + an old man????

17. You Can Do the Calculus? ft. Bambam + a sassy chick

18. The Trombone Section Leader, ft. Jackson

19. Meeting My Date at the Church, ft. Jinyoung/Jr. + a blind date

20. When Spin-the-Bottle Goes Terribly Wrong, ft. Kris + the swamp

21. That Spam is Mine! ft. Chen + spam

22. I'll Eat This Hot Dog for Love, ft. Kyungsoo/D.O + chivalry

23. All of the Weeping, ft. Chanyeol + a crappy date

24. Watch Out! ft. Junmyeon/Suho + bumper cars

25. Chapstick's Next Top Model, ft. Sungjae + the snack crew

26. I Found Your Diary Underneath a Tree, ft. Peniel

27. The Umbrella, ft. Woohyun on a rainy night

28. The Lion's Pit, ft. Myungsoo + psychotic girlfriend

29. Stuck in the Sky with You Forever, ft. Sunggyu + a hot air balloon

30. An End is Always a Beginning (Or Not), ft. Hoya

31. I Can Multitask. *Wink Wink*, ft. Sungyeol + a taxi

32. They Actually Made My Looks Illegal? ft. Jimin + his flirting + Myungsoo's jailbird girlfriend

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