Kyung: soooo

Kyung: are we gonna talk about that kiss that happened a few weeks ago

Minhyuk: you’re going to have to elaborate on who was kissing who

Jihoon: …

Kyung: Jihoon and Taeil of course

Kyung: Jihoon’s dreams coming true

Minhyuk: ohhh

Jiho: that one

Jihoon: hyungs

Jaehyo: Jihoon’s ears are going red

Kyung: where’s Taeil

Kyung: I can see he’s reading this

Kyung: or maybe that’s Yukwon

Minhyuk: no Yukwon’s out

Jiho: Taeil

Jiho: Lee Taeil

Taeil: show some respect to your hyung

Jaehyo: uh oh

Kyung: but forreal what happened

Taeil: do you really want to know?

Jiho: yes

Kyung: yes

Minhyuk: yes

Jaehyo: hell yes

Taeil: he accosted me

Taeil: it was cute

Jihoon: hyung pls

Taeil: i can’t even remember what I was angry about but I stormed up there ready to tear him a new one

Kyung: ;)

Taeil: and then he just grabbed me and kissed me and said something about getting it over and done with

Taeil: and I smacked him and said what the are you doing

Jihoon: HYUNG PLS

Taeil: and he went all red and showed me the message I’d sent

Taeil: and I realised

Jaehyo: Jihoon has keeled over now

Kyung: WELL? IS THERE ANY KISSING TO BE HAD IN THE FUTURE?

Minhyuk: lol

Jaehyo: he’s making garbled noises

Kyung: h o n e s t l y if these chats got leaked we would be ed

Minhyuk: yeah

Minhyuk: I’m the only pure one

Jaehyo: um, and me

Minhyuk: you kissed Jiho once so you don’t count

Taeil: Jaehyo’s Gay Experience™

Jaehyo: yeah well you had one too

Taeil: who said I only had one?

Kyung: holy

Kyung: what colour is Jihoon now

Jaehyo: a particularly vibrant shade of purple

//

Jihoon: are tomatoes a fruit

Jihoon: Mino needs to know

Kyung: are you doing bar trivia again

Jihoon: yes

Jaehyo: yes tomatoes are a fruit

Jihoon: what the hell

Jihoon: >:(

Jihoon: they look nothing like fruits

Minhyuk: fruits come in all different shapes and sizes

Jihoon: NOT TOMATO SHAPED

Kyung: where’s my invite

Jihoon: got lost in the mail <3

Kyung: aish

Kyung: little

Jaehyo: strawberries are a vegetable

Kyung: wot

Jaehyo: they are

Jaehyo: i read it on the internet

Kyung: they’re not

Kyung: back me up guys

Taeil: yeah no they’re definitely a fruit

Jaehyo: if tomatoes can be a fruit, strawberries can be a vegetable

Jaehyo: it makes sense

Jiho: no it doesn’t

Taeil: just admit you’re wrong

Jaehyo: i’m not though

Yukwon: look at what wikipedia says

Yuwkon: The garden strawberry is a widely grown hybrid species of the genus Fragaria (collectively known as the strawberries). It is cultivated worldwide for its fruit.

Taeil: fruit

Minhyuk: not vegetable

Taeil: I worry about our Jaehyo sometimes

Jiho: me too

Taeil: remember when he thought cruise control meant the car completely drove itself

Jiho: that was scary

Jaehyo: THEY’RE A VEGETABLE

Minhyuk: NO THEYRE NOT

Jiho: THEY ARE NOT

Taeil: NO

Yukwon: no they’re not

Jihoon: woah my phone blew up what happened

Taeil: hyo being dumb again

Jaehyo: oh

Jaehyo: y’all are right

Jaehyo: :(

Taeil: honestly

Taeil: hyonestly

Jiho: eugh that was a bad pun

Jihoon: i laughed

Jiho: you laugh at everything

Jihoon: true

//

Jihoon: sorry hyungs ㅠㅠ i just woke up and I’m feeling really sick, so I don’t think i’ll be able to come to dance practice today

Kyung: hahahaha

Jaehyo: lmao

Minhyuk: Jihoonie

Minhyuk: the choreo isn’t even that hard

Yukwon: conduct zero was harder and you did fine

Jiho: Jihoon I know you’re not sick

Jiho: get your to the studio or else

Taeil: or else what?

Jiho: you’re not getting out of it either so don’t even try

Kyung: i wish i could verify those claims but i’m already en route

Taeil: I haven’t left yet

Jiho: go get him

Taeil: but

Jiho: hyung please

Jihoon: but I really am sick :( don’t send Taeil hyung around, he’ll get sick too

Taeil: i’ll wear a mask, dummy

Taeil: see you in a few

Taeil: ok yeah no he actually is sick

Jiho: oh

Jiho: sorry Jihoonie

Jiho: you’ve just pulled this boy who cried wolf too many times

Yukwon: what’s wrong with him?

Minhyuk: unless his limbs are falling off he can still dance

Taeil: leave him be

Kyung: hm

Jaehyo: hmm

Kyung: hmmm

Taeil: he’s throwing up the poor thing

Kyung: holy did you just say “the poor thing”

Kyung: someone screenshot

Taeil: i’ll stay back to take care of him

Jiho: of course you will

Minhyuk: we’ll learn a super cool move that you two will miss out on

Yukwon: heh

Kyung: okay

Kyung: I just

Kyung: okay

Jaehyo: what?

Kyung: I went round to Jihoon’s to check on him

Kyung: ‘cause he and Taeil weren’t saying anything

Jiho: am I going to have to pay up?

Minhyuk: omg

Kyung: and they were curled up in bed together asleep

Kyung: it was the cutest thing look I took a picture

Jiho: holy

Jaehyo: wow

Kyung: i left them in peace

Kyung: but I sense some money making its way to me soon from Jiho’s pocket

//

Kyung: oh god

Kyung: JAEHYO

Kyung: AHN JAEHYO

Jihoon: why are you screaming

Taeil: JAEHYO PLEASE

Jihoon: what’s going on

Taeil: Jaehyo left his phone connected to the dorm speakers via bluetooth

Taeil: and is now watching some in his room

Taeil: on the same phone

Kyung: I CAN’T GO IN WHAT IF HE’S

Taeil: we’re in the living room

Taeil: it’s so loud

Jihoon: ohhh

Jiho: rofl he did that at the old dorm once, remember?

Jihoon: jaehyo hyung u need to sort out ur devices :(

Jiho: you’re one to talk, you break your phone all the time

Kyung: JAEHYO PLEASE THIS IS REALLY AWKWARD

Kyung: it’s straight I think

Kyung: or a really girly

Yukwon: ...sigh

Taeil: damn this is

Kyung: JAEHYO

Jaehyo: RIGHT YES SORRY OKAY

Jiho: lol

Jaehyo: sorry about that

Kyung: OH GOD

Kyung: NOW HE’S PLAYING FREEZE

Kyung: HE’S LOCKED THE DOOR

Kyung: TAEIL HYUNG

Taeil: IM GOING

Jihoon: rest in pieces, Jaehyo

Kyung: I wish I could say he would be dearly missed

Kyung: but Taeil is about to peel his skin from his flesh so I don’t think that would go over well

Jihoon: i’ll pray for him

Jiho: prayer circle for Jaehyo