Kyung: I can report, with confidence, that Jiho’s is bony
Kyung: and not very comfortable to rest your head on
Yukwon: I can report that none of us care
Jaehyo: Minhyuk’s is better
Jihoon: what
Jaehyo: I’m just saying
Jaehyo: it’s a very nice place to rest your head
Yukwon: you know they have this new invention
Yukwon: called pillows
Yukwon: very comfortable
Yukwon: and you don’t have to lie on anyone’s
Jihoon: Yukwon hyung is savage today
Jaehyo: someone isn’t getting enough :-/
Jaehyo: wait
Jaehyo: that came out wrong
Yukwon: I’m showing sunhye this
Jaehyo: sorry noona :(
Jiho: Minhyuk hyung, Kyung
Jiho: I say we conduct an experiment because I’m not buying the fact that my is bony
Jaehyo: I want in
Taeil: I leave the chat for five minutes and come back to this what the
Taeil: Minhyuk’s is nice though

//

Kyung: anyone wanna tell me why Taeil’s wandering around again
Jiho: you’ve been living with him for how many years now
Kyung: yeah ok
Kyung: but why
Taeil: it’s freeing you should try it
Kyung: no thanks
Jaehyo: Taeil don’t encourage him
Jaehyo: he gets enough when Jiho comes round, we don’t need to see any more
Kyung: is that a new tat
Taeil: yes
Taeil: want anything from the fridge?
Jihoon: are you guys in the same room texting
Jihoon: you should stop spamming the main group chat and make a dorm chat or something
Kyung: AAAAAAAAAH MY EYES
Kyung: HE JUST BENT OVER
Jihoon: I’m so glad I moved out
Jaehyo: don’t lie Jihoon
Jaehyo: you used to stare at him all the time
Jihoon: STOP
Kyung: I’M SCARRED
Jiho: put some clothes on hyung
Taeil: ok :(

//

Jaehyo: Kyung’s been in the bathroom for like an hour
Jaehyo: I’m worried
Taeil: just go in
Jaehyo: you do it
Jiho: lmao
Minhyuk: is he making noises?
Yukwon: is he dead?
Minhyuk: stay tuned to find out
Jiho: he’s probably admiring himself in the mirror
Jaehyo: I really gotta pee
Jaehyo: I’m going in
Jaehyo: oh he fell asleep in the bath
Jiho: goD
Jiho: he could have drowned what the
Jaehyo: no the bath is empty
Jaehyo: taeil pls come help me lift him he’s too heavy
Taeil: ok

//

Taeil: Jihoon’s apartment is so nice
Jaehyo: 👀
Taeil: what
Kyung: why don’t you
Jaehyo: move in with him
Jihoon: hyungs please
Taeil: how many times have you guys discussed it that you can say it in unison
Jaehyo: enough
Jiho: why don’t you move in with me Kyung?
Jiho: instead of prodding Taeil to move out
Jaehyo: i’m gonna go
Jihoon: me 2
Jiho: what?
Jiho: Kyung?

//

Jaehyo created: Secret Dorm Friends
Kyung: god could you get any lamer
Taeil: yes he could
Taeil: don’t test him
Jaehyo: i thought it would be fun to have a group chat together
Taeil: rofl
Kyung: lmao
Kyung: what are we even going to talk about?
Kyung: groceries? cleaning? chores?
Taeil: it’s not like it matters if we talk about chores, you won’t do them anyway
Kyung: taeil hyung
Jaehyo: oh he’s bringing out the hyung
Kyung: jaehyo hyung
Jaehyo:
Kyung: I’ll do my chores the day that Taeil puts some clothes on and you stop bringing home stinky fish
Taeil: so
Jaehyo: never

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Yukwon: have you guys noticed the chat got super quiet
Yukwon: I think the dorm made a separate chat
Jihoon: don’t you’ll jinx it
Kyung: aw jihoonie don’t be mean
Kyung: you miss us
Jihoon: i do :(
Jaehyo: you miss taeil not us
Kyung: true
Jihoon: guys please
Jiho: they can’t stop themselves
Jiho: it’s a romeo and juliet thing
Minhyuk: isn’t it like a breath of fresh air, Jihoon?
Jihoon: mm
Minhyuk: honestly, I thought Taeil would be the first to move out
Minhyuk: you can walk around all you want in your own place
Kyung: uh, like us being here has EVER stopped him
Kyung: besides, he has all his fish nearby
Kyung: he can’t leave
Taeil: like i’d want to
Taeil: i have everything I need here
Jaehyo: except Jihoon
Jihoon: HYUNGS

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Kyung: Jiho vanished again
Kyung: anyone wanna go visit him with me?
Jihoon: hyung you know he gets mad when we interrupt
Kyung: yeah but it’s been like
Kyung: two days
Yukwon: i’m in
Yukwon: i’m close too I just finished practice
Kyung: that means minhyuk’s with you too right
Minhyuk: yep
Taeil: kyung I’ll drive you there
Kyung: Jaehyo? Jihoon?
Jihoon: i’ll bring food
Jaehyo: sigh
Jaehyo: i’m in

Jiho: thanks for the visit guys
Jiho: i needed that
Jihoon: yeah it was fun
Jihoon: when you stopped screaming at Kyung
Yukwon: couple fights are so awkward
Kyung: stop rubbing it in our faces that you and sunhye are perfect and never fight
Yukwon: couples aren’t meant to scream at each other
Taeil: to be far you’re not dating park kyung
Yukwon: thank god for that
Minhyuk: can I crash at the dorm
Kyung: YES MINHYUKKIE HYUNG
Minhyuk: on second thought
Kyung: TOO LATE
Jihoon: watch out Jiho
Taeil: oh god that’s like waving a red flag at a bull
Yukwon: yep i’m out
Kyung: go home to ur perfect life
Jihoon: bye