they're half way undressed when minseok suddenly says

"when getting a , do you or blow?"

"what" luhan says, head stuck thru the neckhole in his shirt. "u "

"then why is it called a ?" 

"i don't know" he gives up on taking his shirt off, instead looking down 2 see minseok on his knees. "r u going to give me one?"

"well it is ur bday i guess" 

"u have to " he clarifies 

"ok do you mean you want me to actually ur or at ur diq?" 

luhan slaps minseok's forehead with his bulge. " the diq like a lolly or something." 

minseok begins to pull luhans pants and boxers down before luhan immediately screams for him to not bite his like a lolly though.

"why is this so complicated" minseok whines, poking the tip of luhan's . "i s2g i should have read up abt it first."

"why are we even doing this" luhan says, awfully soft. "this discussion is too serious"

"it doesn't count as ?"

"i don't think-" he cuts himself off, shaking his head. "u kno what lets just go to sleep im still tired from chanyeol and jongdae throwin me into the pool earlier"

"yeah you didnt even change out of ur wet clothes yet" minseok comments, tugging at the wet tshirt still caught around luhans neck "u "

"oh my "

"see now that seems easier"

"minseok pls"