Satan's Sidekick 2
Chronicles of ExoD.O: Okay. Since you are unfortunately the one that won the challenge to become my sidekick you need to get a few things straight.
Lay: *opening a candy wrapper*
D.O: Are you even listening to me?
Lay: Yeah. Sidekick and something about liking women.
D.O: What? No.
Lay: But you said straight... Are you saying you dont like women?
D.O: *heavy sigh* Look, if you're going to help me take over the world you need to stop being so damn nice and I'm taking your weed.
Lay: *opening a chip bag* uhuh okay.
D.O: What the , Yixing? Listen to me.
Lay: I am. I am. Be nice and give everyone weed.
D.O: What N-
Lay: *opening a soda*
D.O: Youre high right now arent you?
Lay: Maybe a little.
D.O: *grabbing nearest heavy object* Maybe it wont be so bad working solo...
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