D.O: Everyone I have an a announcement to make.

Chen: You're gay?

Chanyeol: You're finally telling us where you hid the bodies?!

Sehun: You secretly watch My Little Ponies and write dirty pony fanfics?

Kai: We're actually having chicken for dinner?

D.O: ... No... Idiots... *slowly slides a bottle across the table* I poisoned everyone's drinks and baked the antidote into one of the cupcakes. I left clues as to which one. Whoever survives can be my second in command when I take over the world. I'll be back in 20 minutes to see which of you it will be.

Lay: Okay... But like... I wasn't listening. What's going on? Also... I had the munchies and we're out of cupcakes. They were delicious though.

D.O: Well that ing backfired. Sorry guys.