(hoya is now online)

hoya: got a Q for U

Gyu: why can't you ever talk like a normal human being?

hoya: it's coz I'm not one, next question
hoya: which, oh wait, that's MY question
hoya: are you ready for this?
hoya: gonna hit you with a truth bomb

Gyu: does it matter if i'm ready or not?

hoya: nope
hoya: so I was thinking.
hoya: I have NEVER seen him in person, right? just you. and you?
hoya: you're a ty unreliable narrator

Gyu: excuse me

hoya: so does he even exist or are you just making this all up?
hoya: give me some concrete Evidence bro

Gyu: I SEND YOU SCREENSHOTS LIKE EVERY DAY

hoya: uh yeah and I know how good you are at photoshop
hoya: that's not a compliment, it's just a fact

Gyu: right because god forbid you say something nice about me

hoya: shut up hyung
hoya: the only form of proof I will accept is a video

Gyu: umm
Gyu: howon.
Gyu: if you just search his name you will find thousands of videos

hoya: but none have you in it
hoya: checkmate

Gyu: you and sungyeol need to stop hanging out

(msl is now online)

msl: you made him up???

Gyu: god not you too

Sunggyu opens up the group chat next because, well, what the guys?

Gyu: what the guys?

yeol: gonna ASK YOU THE SAME, BRO

Gyu: BRO

yeol: BRO
yeol: why not introduce us, huh???? are you ashamed of me??? or doeshejustnotexist

Gyu: not my fault you fools can't believe basic facts

hoya: I know lots of facts
hoya: for example, mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
hoya: what I don't believe is how this could possibly be anything but shady

Gyu: is this the part where you criticize my ability to make friends
Gyu: why would anyone actually want to talk to me
Gyu: is that what you were going to say?

(hoya is typing...)

doctor_woo: wait
doctor_woo: let's not be mad at each other
doctor_woo: sunggyu hyung what we mean is people aren't the same as they are on tv
doctor_woo: and i don't think celebrities usually go out of their way to meet their fans like this so we just wanna know what kind of person he is!

Gyu: hmm
Gyu: ok i think i understand now

doctor_woo: :D!

Gyu: so what do you want
Gyu: groupchat with all of us +1?

jjong: yes
msl: that would be so cool

Gyu: guess i could ask

(wowhyun is offline)

Gyu: hey you should definitely say no but should i add you to a group chat with some of my friends?
Gyu: i mean. you suggested it before they did. but
Gyu: i'm putting it off by asking you when i know you're busy
Gyu: please say no, insert begrudging =3= here

yeol: ::flexed bicep emoji::
msl: ::flexed bicep emoji:: ::flexed bicep emoji::
yeol: stop trying to out-do me
msl: what about trying to do you?
yeol: PLEASE keep it in your pants

Gyu: i can't leave you people alone for 30 seconds can i

yeol: UMMM i like how u have time to judge our friendship but haven't told me how he responded :) :) :)

(wowhyun is offline)

Gyu: also...i hope you're having a good day... okay bye

jjong: unless he doesn't exist and you're just stalling
jjong: no judgement if that's the case >:)

Gyu: no judgement, he says
Gyu: creepy smiley face used by the most judgmental person i know
Gyu: and for the record, he's not even online

doctor_woo: that's okay :)

Gyu: every time you're nice to me i feel like i've done something wrong

yeol: oh you've done plenty wrong
jjong: you kinda walked right into that one
msl: omg :0

(Gyu is now offline)

yeol: hoyawonyaho it's safe to come out of hiding now lol
hoya: whom the is hoyawonyaho
jjong: a lost cause

(wowhyun is now online)

wowhyun: you're always offline when i'm online :( :( :( :(
wowhyun: come back :( :( :(
wowhyun: also make a new groupchat
wowhyun: it'll be great
wowhyun: goodnight =3=