BIGBANG GROUP CHAT

Jiyong: guys

Dae: yes?

Bae: don’t get me to start, tabi Hyung

Tabi: what?

Bae: seriously Hyung!

Tabi: wait

Tabi: I haven't greeted you all

Tabi: morning

Bae: HYUNG

Dae: I am confused

Jiyong: guys

Tabi: wait, Bae, I don’t get what you trying to say

Bae: WHY DID YOU PUT THIS WEIRD CROCS FIGURE OF YOURS IN FRONT OF MY DOOR

Tabi: oh…

Tabi: it’s cool tho

Bae: it is but tries STEPPING ON IT

Tabi: oh...

Bae: it hurts like hell

Tabi: blame it on the crocodile, I kinda test if crocodile can fly

Bae: what the hell, what do you expect, a flying crocodile?

Tabi: but cockroach kind of fly too and it sounds like crocodile

Bae: ugh never mind

Dae: oh, is that why you scream just now

Dae: I sympathised

Bae:

Dae: but seriously

Dae: are we gonna text to each other like this?

Bae: it is good tho

Dae: yup, but we are sitting right in front of each other

Dae: and Ji Hyung is something

Bae:

Bae: did we not reply to him?

Bae:

Dae: Ji Hyung you okay?

Dae: Hyung don’t cover your face with that damn hoodie you look like you about to kill someone

Bae: oh no

Jiyong: I need attention

Dae: eyes and ears for you, Hyung

Bae: anything Hyun