Big Brother and His Dongsaengs
YG ChatTOP: Whose here?
Chanhyuk: Me hyung
Chanwoo: Hyung!
Donghyuk: Hyung!
Suhyun: Anyeong Oppa!
TOP: Can one of you text your Bom noona where she is?
Chanhyuk: Wae?
TOP: She ain't replying to me
Chanhyuk: Wae?
Donghyuk: Wae?
Chanwoo: Wae?
Donghyuk: Cant you call hyung?
Chanwoo: Did you fight with Bom noona?
TOP: Your questions are making me dizzy
Chanwoo: That's not good
Donghyuk: Maybe you need aspirins
TOP: No!
TOP: I need you to ask your Bom noona where she is!
TOP: NOW!
Chanwoo: You're acting weird, hyung!
Donghyuk: You sure you don't need aspirins?
TOP: Yah!
Chanhyuk: Suhyun's texting her now
Suhyun: Said she's on a date
TOP: I already know that kid
TOP: Tell me where?
Chanhyuk: She's on a date?!
Chanwoo: Bom noona?
Donghyuk: But what about TOP hyung?
SuHyun: She's at _________
Chanwoo: Sounds expensive
Donghyuk: Maybe the dude is rich
Chanhyuk: I wouldn't be surprised
Chanwoo: Maybe he's a chaebol heir?!
SuHyun: Daebak!!
Chanwoo: Maybe he's a movie star
Donghyuk: Wow!
TOP: You want to do something fun, kids?
TOP: Hyung's treat
Chanwoo: Jinja?!
Donghyuk: Can the rest come?
TOP: No
TOP: Just you four
TOP: I'll pick you guys up
After 2 hours
Bom: Choi Seung Hyun!!!!
Teddy: How did the date go Bomie-ya?
Dara: Hey, did you have fun?
Bom: Jung Chanwoo!
Bom: Kim Donghyuk!
Bom: Lee Suhyun!
Bom: Lee Chanhyuk!
Psy: Hey! All these exclamation points
Seungri: What did the maknaes do?
Taehyun: This is it!
Taehyun: They have joined the evil maknae line, Seungri hyung
Seungri: New recruits!
Seungri: They have to be initiated
Taehyun: HAZING!!
Bom: I am going to strangle you five!!!!!!!!!
GD: Ok! What did hyung make the kids do?
Chaerin: Don't tell me?!
Bom: They went to the restaurant where my date was
Youngbae: That does not sound good
Youngbae: Actually it does
Hanbin: I'll grab some pop corn
Bobby: Get me some!!
Bom: He acted as if he was not aware that he knew I was there
Bom: I should have known when Suhyun asked me where I was
Bom: I should have listened to my instincts
Bom: But no!
Bom: Because I thought my dongsaeng was being sweet concerned about me
Bom: I told her where I was
Bom: Mistake number 1!
GD: Tsk5689027363x!
Bom: The next thing I know
Bom: The five of them were already in the restaurant
Dara: OMO!
Bom: Oh! You should have seen them
Bom: They had ugly disguises that kept falling of their faces
Psy: This is exciting
Tablo: Hanbin-ah!
Tablo: Where's the popcorn?!
Hanbin: Im on my way back
Bom: Then Chanhyuk acted as if he was a fan and asked for my autograph
GD: Then what?
Bom: I had to act as if I didn't know him and signed
Mithra: That does not sound so bad
Bom: Only he wanted it on his collarbone because it was y
Mino: Good one!!!
Bom: No it wasn't!
Bom: Imagine being at dinner with the man you like and a kid with a mustache as
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