The morning after:

Seungri: Can someone please help me understand something?

TOP: I cant explain to you why you're a moron

Youngbae: You were born that way

Daesung: !

Hayi: Oppas!

TOP: *sigh*

Mino: Hyung!!

Seung Hoon: Are you alright hyung?

Seungri: I am but I am currently sandwiched between Chanwoo and Donghyuk

Seungri: My head hurts

Bom: Serves you right

Seungri: And I don't know where I am

Jinhwan: Well...

Psy: You're at the kids' place

Seungri: iKON's?

Daesung: Yep

Seungri: What the am I doing here?

Dara: Try and remember

GD: His wont be able to

Seungri: The last I remember was consoling Jinwoo because he was crying

Taehyun: No!!

Taehyun: You were crying harder than he was

Seungri: Taehyun-ah, you were there!

Taehyun: I had regrets being there but I was

Junhoe: You were shouting Chaerin noona's name at the top of your lungs 

Bobby: We had to restrain you because you kept kissing Hanbin

Hanbin: I had been assaulted!

Seungri: Jinja?!

TOP: You're an embarrassment!

Hanbin: That's not even the least of it!

Bobby: He stripped teased on the table

Bobby: A in' !!!

Youngbae: Damn!

Taehyun: He was trying to seduce Hanbin

Hayi: Omo!

Bobby: A !

Junhoe: You thought I was Mino!

Mino: Oh no!

Junhoe: You said you loved Mino me

Junhoe: And that you think I, meaning Mino hyung, looks better than you

Mino: Mworago?

Mino: Aish, hyung!!

Chaerin: Idiot!

Hanbin: You had me choose between you and Junhoe

Seungri: And who did you choose?

Psy: This matters because?

Seungri: Knowledge purposes

Tablo: Idiot!

Bobby: I had to carry you on my back out of the karaoke!

Bobby: My back hurts!

Bobby: And you keep shouting "Hiya!" 

Taehyun: You puked on my new shoes

Seung Hoon: The one we just bought?!

Seung Yoon: The one you begged Seung Hoon hyung to buy for you?

Taehyun: The one and only

Seungri: So who did you choose Hanbin-ah?

Hanbin: We had to chip in to pay for everything

Junhoe: Everything!

Taehyun: The drinks!

Junhoe: The food!

Bobby: I cant imagine how two people could eat and drink that much

Teddy That's just one!

Teddy: The two of them are like miniature humans

Seungri: What do you call Youngbae hyung then?

Seungri: One fouth human?

Youngbae: you!

Daesung: Oooooooooohhhhh

Youngbae: Whose in the other room, laughing?!

Mithra: Mian Youngbae-ah.

Tablo: It was funny!

Hanbin: The puked on sofa!

Bom: Fun night!

Junhoe: The broken karaoke machine

Hanbin: The broken chairs

TOP: How dare you break chairs!!!!

Bobby: The chipped table!

GD: What the ?!

Dara: Why was there a chipped table?

Taehyun: He hit his head on it remember?

Seungri: That must be why my head hurts!

Taehyun: No!

Taehyun: Your head hurts because you and Jinwoo hy