soekijn
the new photoshoot made me collapse a little bit because MIIN YOOGNGI ON A STICK i'm jsut. SEOKJIN LOOKED SO BEAUTIFUL i think he is secretly trying to kill us all. his smile is going to put me into cardiac arrest i'm not even joking, i actually feel like i'm losing a few brain cells. HOW is he real

i was sitting in the living room with my mom when i saw the pictures and i LEGIT just FLEW OFF THE COUCH she looked at me like i was walking with one hand while singing mexico's national anthem. i'm pretty sure i would be doing that any minute now because hoOoOo LOOK AT SEOKJIN HE DYED HIS HAIR BACK TO BLACK I'M he is absolutely perfect jsjfjkfgdgh

do you feel my pain ??

DO YOU

gosh i need a nap

-taehyung (Dead Version)

Satisfied, I clicked the Post button and waited for my notifications to blow up while scrolling through the pictures again and sighing. Kim Seokjin is legitimately the most beautiful man I'd ever laid my eyes on, despite never having seen him in real life before. I bet he's even more beautiful in personal.

Deciding to take said nap, I flop onto my bed and clutched my Totoro plushie and waited for fleeting images including jet black strands of hair and plump pink lips.

jeoro
   | your posts always make my day hahahahaha btw have you seen the pictures of seokjinnie with the blonde girl? omf rip @ you

soekijn
   | aw that's so sweet ily :-) and NO I HAVEN't what pictures?? hold on i'll go look huhuhu

A weird jealous feeling pooled in my stomach and I immediately felt bad for it. I don't even know the girl and I haven't even seen the pictures and yet here I am, being a jealous fanboy and remembering that that's all I'll ever be.

The girl was pretty. Fair-skin, long hair, big eyes, double eyelids, perfect figure... Gah, I dislike it already. ㅠㅠ

soekijn
   | bangtan has to stip hanging out with pretty female idols it makes me feel sO UGLY ESPEXIALLy that picture with seokjin and the girl i'm cryig :'((

My phone's screen flashes and I see a message from an unknown number.

053 XXXX YYYY
Nice blog ㅋㅋ

Confused, I hesitate on replying and assumed it was a wrong number. But the message was nice enough, and how could I turn down such a nice compliment?

Taehyung
thank you :-) umm... who is this how did you get my number? ㅇㅅㅇ

053 XXXX YYYY
You don't have to know that ㅋㅋㅋ this is Kim Seokjin.

Taehyung
ha-ha i'm sure you are. please stop joking, it's not really funny

053 XXXX YYYY
You don't believe me? ㅠㅠ I'll send you a picture.

053 XXXX YYYY sent an attachment.

At this point, I'm not convinced nor am I amused. This is a waste of time, but I choose to open the message anyway and—oh.

It's a picture of Kim Seokjin in all his raven-haired, white-sweater-wearing, pink-lipped glory with my blog on the laptop behind him.

Taehyung
nice photoshop.

hello everybody! this is my first story on here. i hope you guys enjoy. in case you ever want to follow me on tumblr, my bangtan blog's url is @soekijn and my personal url is @shinikumu hehe have a good time reading! if you have any feedback, don't hesitate to talk to me. i only bite antis.