I had a really weird dream last night ^^

Enjoy~

Mino: Junhoe! You're coming tonight, right?

Junhoe: Yeah

Junhoe: can I bring Chanwoo? He's cute, you'll like him

Mino: are you still trying to set me up with someone?

Junhoe: Chanwoo is too young for you. The is a 98 liner

Mino: you ing with me?

Junhoe: Ew, no

Mino: why do you have to be such an ?

Junhoe: I'm brining Chanwoo

Mino: Fine. Since you begged so much, he can come

Chanwoo: We can read everything, you know?

Mino: so, you're the fresh 98 liner

Chanwoo: hyung, why are you talking to me like this?

Mino: how dare you

Mino: how dare you be so young

Jinhwan: he is tall for no reason, too

Mino: everyone is taller than you

Jinhwan: couldn't you just let me insult him?

Mino: why would I do that?

B.I: How come only they're invited?

Mino: ya, bastard, we invite you all the time

Mino: you never come

Mino: and you insult us with the most lame- excuses 

B.I: how can me working be an excuse? and a lame- one at that

Yunhyeong: can I come?

Mino: sure! you're handsome. I like you

B.I: so I'm not invited because I'm ugly

Seungyoon: yeah

B.I: you guys are just gonna eat and play all night

B.I: the room is gonna stink

B.I: I'm not missing out on much

B.I: actually, I'm doing myself a favor

Seunghoon: if you're not there, we gossip about you

Seunghoon: we insult you and laugh at you

B.I: even me?

Seunghoon: doesn't matter who it is. As long as you're absent, you're the target

Seunghoon: why do you think I'm always there? 

Mino: don't listen to him. We don't do that

Mino: only he does that

Seunghoon: disrespectful, ungrateful

B.I: you know how you guys made that The Heirs parody?

B.I: I always thought that Seunghoon hyung's character suited him perfectly

Mino: Yes, the lunatic cleaner

Mino: that is him

Seunghoon: Ya!

B.I: the rich ahjumma

B.I: it's like hyung has been practicing and wanting it all his life

Seunghoon: I've been dancing in the street all my life

Jinhwan: you're so cool

Jinhwan: like the main character of a drama

Jinhwan: living on the rooftop, wishfully looking at YG's building

Jinhwan: secretly filming yourself

Seunghoon: I'm telling it because it is you, but it wasn't all that inspiring or cool

Seunghoon: mostly, I cried on the rooftop

Seunghoon: yelled at the sky because... my face

Seunghoon: then yelled at the building to let me in

Seunghoon: and got cursed by drunk old men who happened to hear me

Bobby: too many notifications

Bobby: I thought we decided not to do this

Bobby: it gets too messy

Bobby: nobody listens to nobody and just says whatever they want to

Seungyoon: Jiwon is a

Seungyoon: I can get away with this, right?

Bobby: you say that to my face all the time though

Chanwoo: he does?

Bobby: you have no idea how much he curses

Seungyoon: don't ruin my imagine

Seungyoon: with Chanwoo, I can have a fresh start

B.I: why bother

B.I: you're gonna ruin it in a week anyway

Jinwoo: what does Chanwoo like to eat? since he is coming tonight, we'll order what he likes

Donghyuk: he'll shove in pretty much anything that is eatable

Jinwoo: really? he looked so delicate though

Chanwoo: me? 

Chanwoo: I look like that because I'm with hyungs

Chanwoo: compared to you, I'm nothing. You're really handsome, hyung

Jinwoo: I like him. He knows his way around

B.I: couldn't you stay humble like a normal person?

B.I: did you have to insult us?

Chanwoo: it's not like I made something up

Seunghoon: I really like him! 

Seunghoon: give him to us

Chanwoo: Can I come?

Taehyun: you come tonight and just stay

Taehyun: when we get Chanwoo, what will happen to iKON's average height?

Jinhwan: why do I feel like this question is targeted at me?

Taehyun: because it is

Jinhwan: one day, short men will be the trend

Seungyoon: that is your denial talking

Junhoe: you're the trend in my heart already though

Seunghoon: give this kid to us, too

Seunghoon: he is flirty, I like that

Jinhwan: you only want him because he is the tallest after Chanwoo

Junhoe: are you jealous? you see what I told you? you really should treat me good while you have me

Jinhwan: go

Seungyoon: what about the height issue?

Jinhwan: give us Mino hyung

Taehyun: deal

Jinwoo: I'm spitting on it.

Mino: what?

Seungyoon: take him

Seungyoon: he farts, he burps, he curses, he cries, he is loud, he is annoying

Seungyoon: take him

Seungyoon: I'll even throw in all of his belongings as a service

Mino:

Donghyuk: is Mino hyung joining us?

Mino: you happy? ^^

Donghyuk: not really ^^ 

Mino: this kid kills you while smiling

Mino: how scary

Mino: I'm not coming

Seunghoon: yeah, because they were begging you to...

Bobby: you guys just murder each other daily, don't you?

Taehyun: all day, everyday

B.I: that is a good song title

Mino: I have plenty of people who want me

Mino; not for my face, not for my , not for my height

Mino: but for me

Seungyoon: but are you really you without your face and and height?

Mino: oh, off

Mino: you sleep outside tonight

Mino: I'm gonna have fun with other tall and handsome kids like myself

Mino: ... that came out a bit wrong

Chanwoo: it did

Jinwoo: Donghyuk, you coming?

Donghyuk: Nah, hyung. I think I'll stay in and enjoy my life without Junhoe

Donghyuk: if you keep him for the night, I'll eternally be grateful

Junhoe: tsk

B.I: keep him for the night

B.I: that is a good line

Donghyuk: stop working!

Seungyoon: , this kid is making me competitive

Chanwoo: this hyung is a problem

Jinwoo: must be tough

Jinhwan: it is

Bobby: so tough

B.I: don't come at me all at once

B.I: that is not fair

Seunghoon: life is not fair

Seunghoon: look at my body, hear my voice, watch my talent...but then my face

Donghyuk: we would all be dead if not for this hyung

Mino goes good with everyone.

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