Hanbin's Date

iKON Text Messages

 

 

My precious cuties

Enjoy~

 

 

 

B.I: don't die from shock

B.I: since we have a day off tomorrow

B.I: I'll take you out on a date

B.I: 3 people at most, for obvious reasons

B.I: but if you beg and please me enough, I might let you come along

Bobby: off

Bobby: I'm gonna sleep all day

Bobby: be careful though

Bobby: don't eat anything strange

Chanwoo: not really into a date that includes 3 or more people

Donghyuk: pass

Junhoe: why would we die of shock

Jinhwan: go and come back safely

Jinhwan: have fun~

Yunhyeong: pick up something good to eat on your way back

Yunhyeong: then wake me up

B.I: what the

B.I: none of you want to go out with me?

B.I: I'll treat you to lunch

B.I: Let's go wherever you wanna go

Donghyuk: pass

B.I: stop saying that!

Bobby: how can you be this much lame?

Bobby: where did all your charisma and pride of a leader go?

B.I: You're coming, right?

Bobby: No

Bobby: gonna sleep

Bobby: dude, I'm tired

B.I: you always nag me to do something! 

B.I: and tomorrow I'm willing to do something!

Jinhwan: next time, Hanbin-ah

B.I: how can you do this to me

Chanwoo: quite naturally and easily, actually

B.I: Jung Chanwoo

Chanwoo: yes, hyung

B.I: you're a maknae

Chanwoo: along with Donghyuk and Junhoe, yes

B.I: so you have to come if I say so

B.I: I don't care what kind of plans and dreams you had for tomorrow

B.I: but you're coming with me

Chanwoo: yes, hyung

Chanwoo: I'll leave my wallet at home

B.I: good

B.I: who else

Chanwoo: I'm not coming if you're inviting someone else though

B.I: why not? what is wrong with it?

Chanwoo: hyung likes to hang out as 3, I know

Chanwoo: but that is really not my style

B.I: Ya!

Yunhyeong: see? see?!

Yunhyeong: this brat has been making lots of dirty jokes lately

Yunhyeong: it just goes unnoticed because we're always in chaotic situations

Yunhyeong: you have no idea what kind of stuff he tells me when we're alone

Bobby: Ya, Jung Chanwoo

Bobby: go easy on hyung

Bobby: he is sensitive, don't scare him off

Chanwoo: Yes, hyung ^^

Yunhyeong: you

Yunhyeong: all of you

Yunhyeong; you go and choke on your date tomorrow

Junhoe: he is so fun when he gets mad

B.I: you guys said you wanna go watch a movie

B.I: I'll take you out, we'll watch a movie

Bobby: dude, you've been single for your whole life

Bobby: you won't die if you stay like that for another day

Bobby: and if things seem like they won't change, this hyung will take a good care of you ^^

Junhoe: how assuring

B.I: you, first class

B.I: what is ur excuse?

Junhoe: I have a zit under my lips

B.I: I think what I'm feeling right now is the urge to kill

B.I: Donghyuk? please come

Donghyuk: I have this thing tomorrow, sorry

B.I: Okay

B.I: let me know if you need something

Junhoe: I definitely know that what I'm feeling right now is the urge to kill

Jinhwan: if you want people to be nice to you, be nice to them

Junhoe: yeah, you said that before

Junhoe: I'll just ignore it again

B.I: so me and Chanwoo

B.I: Jung Chanwoo, you think you can handle hyung?

Chanwoo: hyung, sorry

Chanwoo: I got a call just now

Chanwoo: can't make it tomorrow. 

Bobby: you just got dumped

Bobby: by 6 people

Bobby: at the same time

Bobby: and they all know that you got dumped by six

B.I: you

B.I: this. I'll just go alone. I'll die alone anyway. I can live alone just fine

Jinhwan: Okay, this is enough

Jinhwan: of course we wanna go with you

JInhwan: the kids are just joking around

Jinhwan: how can you not notice it? 

Bobby: hyung will make sure you enjoy our date

B.I: No, too late

Junhoe: I really do have a zit though, I was only half joking

Donghyuk: come on, don't sulk 

B.I: I will sulk until I die

Chanwoo: which will happen in...?

B.I: you, you're evil

Yunhyeong: ing finally

B.I: you're swearing too much today. It doesn't suit your pretty face and persnality

Bobby: do you want us to come or not?

B.I: No

B.I: But I won't go down alone

B.I: I'll still all of your ripped black jeans

B.I: see how far you can survive without them

 

 

 

 

 

Kiss kiss fall in love ...

P.S: Ouran High School Host Club is a gem. It got me through high school, dude.

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Jesstyn98
#1
Chapter 7: that's true you know.. as long as you're absent, you're the target. like me and office colleagues, we'll gossip about everyone who is not with us 🤷‍♀️😀
Jesstyn98
#2
Chapter 5: "the who washed their cellphone with sopa" get me lmao😭😭
Chukukun #3
Chapter 6: this is unique never read an iKON scenario like this before ?
kireinakata #4
Chapter 3: What? Nooo...please dont delete your story. Sometimes I re-read your story. :(((
chris08 #5
Chapter 10: Wahh unnie thank you for this wonderful story. Thank you for everything. We, readers will miss you.
xiumei-stardust
#6
Chapter 8: aw the donghyuk-chanwoo couple is cute but i kinda miss twin monster tho xD
annethundr05 #7
Chapter 8: Ch 7: my heart!!! You hit me so hard in the WinKon feels. And you still included my Taehyunnie. ^^ It was so cute, Winner wants to steal all there tall/sassy members...Lol Ch. 8: This was just pure fluff. My SataWoo just ripping people. Made my day. And the gifs at the end as a DongChan shipper that made my heart so glad. Kudos and please keep up the awesome work, so I can laugh. Fighting!!!
PenguinLOvers772
#8
Chapter 8: Ikon :')
And maknae throwing shade at the leader xD
#MaknaeOnTop i don't know why but this tag is popular nowadays xD
And miss ikon~~ thanks for updating!!