Hanbin's Date
iKON Text Messages
My precious cuties
Enjoy~
B.I: don't die from shock
B.I: since we have a day off tomorrow
B.I: I'll take you out on a date
B.I: 3 people at most, for obvious reasons
B.I: but if you beg and please me enough, I might let you come along
Bobby: off
Bobby: I'm gonna sleep all day
Bobby: be careful though
Bobby: don't eat anything strange
Chanwoo: not really into a date that includes 3 or more people
Donghyuk: pass
Junhoe: why would we die of shock
Jinhwan: go and come back safely
Jinhwan: have fun~
Yunhyeong: pick up something good to eat on your way back
Yunhyeong: then wake me up
B.I: what the
B.I: none of you want to go out with me?
B.I: I'll treat you to lunch
B.I: Let's go wherever you wanna go
Donghyuk: pass
B.I: stop saying that!
Bobby: how can you be this much lame?
Bobby: where did all your charisma and pride of a leader go?
B.I: You're coming, right?
Bobby: No
Bobby: gonna sleep
Bobby: dude, I'm tired
B.I: you always nag me to do something!
B.I: and tomorrow I'm willing to do something!
Jinhwan: next time, Hanbin-ah
B.I: how can you do this to me
Chanwoo: quite naturally and easily, actually
B.I: Jung Chanwoo
Chanwoo: yes, hyung
B.I: you're a maknae
Chanwoo: along with Donghyuk and Junhoe, yes
B.I: so you have to come if I say so
B.I: I don't care what kind of plans and dreams you had for tomorrow
B.I: but you're coming with me
Chanwoo: yes, hyung
Chanwoo: I'll leave my wallet at home
B.I: good
B.I: who else
Chanwoo: I'm not coming if you're inviting someone else though
B.I: why not? what is wrong with it?
Chanwoo: hyung likes to hang out as 3, I know
Chanwoo: but that is really not my style
B.I: Ya!
Yunhyeong: see? see?!
Yunhyeong: this brat has been making lots of dirty jokes lately
Yunhyeong: it just goes unnoticed because we're always in chaotic situations
Yunhyeong: you have no idea what kind of stuff he tells me when we're alone
Bobby: Ya, Jung Chanwoo
Bobby: go easy on hyung
Bobby: he is sensitive, don't scare him off
Chanwoo: Yes, hyung ^^
Yunhyeong: you
Yunhyeong: all of you
Yunhyeong; you go and choke on your date tomorrow
Junhoe: he is so fun when he gets mad
B.I: you guys said you wanna go watch a movie
B.I: I'll take you out, we'll watch a movie
Bobby: dude, you've been single for your whole life
Bobby: you won't die if you stay like that for another day
Bobby: and if things seem like they won't change, this hyung will take a good care of you ^^
Junhoe: how assuring
B.I: you, first class
B.I: what is ur excuse?
Junhoe: I have a zit under my lips
B.I: I think what I'm feeling right now is the urge to kill
B.I: Donghyuk? please come
Donghyuk: I have this thing tomorrow, sorry
B.I: Okay
B.I: let me know if you need something
Junhoe: I definitely know that what I'm feeling right now is the urge to kill
Jinhwan: if you want people to be nice to you, be nice to them
Junhoe: yeah, you said that before
Junhoe: I'll just ignore it again
B.I: so me and Chanwoo
B.I: Jung Chanwoo, you think you can handle hyung?
Chanwoo: hyung, sorry
Chanwoo: I got a call just now
Chanwoo: can't make it tomorrow.
Bobby: you just got dumped
Bobby: by 6 people
Bobby: at the same time
Bobby: and they all know that you got dumped by six
B.I: you
B.I: this. I'll just go alone. I'll die alone anyway. I can live alone just fine
Jinhwan: Okay, this is enough
Jinhwan: of course we wanna go with you
JInhwan: the kids are just joking around
Jinhwan: how can you not notice it?
Bobby: hyung will make sure you enjoy our date
B.I: No, too late
Junhoe: I really do have a zit though, I was only half joking
Donghyuk: come on, don't sulk
B.I: I will sulk until I die
Chanwoo: which will happen in...?
B.I: you, you're evil
Yunhyeong: ing finally
B.I: you're swearing too much today. It doesn't suit your pretty face and persnality
Bobby: do you want us to come or not?
B.I: No
B.I: But I won't go down alone
B.I: I'll still all of your ripped black jeans
B.I: see how far you can survive without them
Kiss kiss fall in love ...
P.S: Ouran High School Host Club is a gem. It got me through high school, dude.
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