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“Sorry kid, but we only have tickets left for the dub of Evangelion.”

Taehyung does not try in the slightest to hide the distress appearing on his face.

“What! You didn’t save a ticket for me? Yoongi I thought we had something special.”

Title from Panic! at the Disco's Kaleidoscope Eyes

I have a list of au's on my phone and one of them literally just says "taegi . .. .. ..  thats it thats the entire au" so here it is, my Taegi fic. There's honestly not enough of them and I love them.

In all honesty though the plan for this fic is like 600x funnier than the actual fic I'm sorry.

Also I know literally nothing about university life or working in a cinema.

This is set in America because I'm lazy. Taehyung was born and raised in the US and only speaks Korean with family and his Korean friends (of which he didn't have too many until uni) and Yoongi moved when he was 8 and only likes to use the age hierachy when speaking Korean to Koreans.  

Cross posted on Ao3