No Action for a Change
Description
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"Well, at least we don't have to go to the academy anymore..."
"The Padawan acadawan."
"Pademy academy."
"Guys, it's not funny. Please stop."
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"Execute order sixty six."
Four words. The complete decimation of Jedi order, an influential and ancient sect in the republic, was done with only the utterance of those four certain words. Seconds after, murder painted the whole galaxy red as troopers who had been fighting together for decades long suddenly turned against their leaders and killed them in cold blood. By dawn, the Jedi were no more. And people still wonder why they often say that the new empire was erected on a bed of blood and betrayal.
But did I say complete decimation?
Not really, no.
A handful of resourceful, or more often than not lucky Jedis managed to escape the unforeseen plan of chancellor, oh, pardon me, the great and abysmal emperor Palpatine. Most of them escape to the outer rims of the galaxy, residing in deserted planets or those plain enough to not attract the attention of the newly erected empire.
But this is not a story that's set even remotely near the clutches of the empire. No, this is a story set in a whole different galaxy, one which contains you and me. In fact, it's set here. Right under your nose. A beautiful little planet called Earth that housed so many variety of climate the four young Apprentices thought they'd landed on a magical place that shouldn't exist in real life.
Sorry, I'm babbling too far ahead of myself.
Let's start again shall we?
Not too long ago, in a galaxy not so far away...
Foreword
Title: Star Wars Episode 3.1: No Action for a Change
Genre: StarWars!AU, Comedy, Romance
Rating: PG
Author Notes:
Star Wars is comiiiing! But I've never watched them... Not even one... What kind of fan am I?! Although I've watched enough Plinkett review to know the basics of what's good and what's bad about Star Wars.
I wrote this assuming that everyone have at least a basic understanding of Star Wars terms, but if I found too much of confusion in the comment section, I'll write up a glossary.
Title was graciously given to me by Hae-in.
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Disclaimer:
I am just borrowing the images of who I think EXO members are. Any discrepancies that may arise from this story should not be associated with any real person(s). Should you find my plot line similar to any existing ideas, it was (unless specified) not done on purpose
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