"Seungcheol, you're actually really dumb," Jihoon snorts, flipping to another page in his textbook. "Remember when you said that squids have eight arms?"

"Well, excuse me, Mister Ravenclaw," Seungcheol whines, "I think it's a very good name for our squad! Coincidentally, a group of squids is called a squad."

"No, it's called a shoal," Jihoon corrects. "Also, please do not use 'squad' in that context ever again."

"It's what the muggle kids are doing now. They say 'this is my squad' and 'turn down for what?' and 'my eyebrows are on fleek'."

Silence.

"Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have let you take Muggle Studies."

"I learned a lot in that class. I'm smart now," Seungcheol says proudly. 

Silence.

"Wait, squids don't have eight arms?"

Yo there, you!

Is that what kids these days say? 'Yo there'? 'What up, dawg'? 'Hello from the other side'? 'Take me to the top and straight down like a gyro drop'? 

Anyways, here's a guide. The 'main characters' of the story will be highlighted. Or something.

Hufflepuff: Jisoo, Seokmin, Seungcheol, Minghao

Slytherin: Jeonghan, Hansol, Wonwoo

Ravenclaw: Jihoon, Chan, Jun

Gryffindor: Soonyoung, Mingyu, Seungkwan

Have fun reading, don't do drugs, keep living the diamond life.