A Christmas Proposal [Bonus #1]

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From: Doraemon-Hair Bro

To: The Chan Man

You are cordially invited to Suho’s Christmas Party!

Date: Christmas Day

Location: Suho’s Mansion

 

“The Chan Man?”

 

Chanyeol reached across the table and hastily grabbed his phone out of his boyfriend’s delicate hands. “Baekhyun, don’t go through my stuuuuuuff,” he whined. “I saved that screenname when I first got this phone and I haven’t been able to change it ever since.”

 

Baekhyun smirked as he raised his wine glass to his lips. “Oh, really? But we have couple phones, Chan Man, and you seemed to know how to change my phone’s screenname from ‘Baek to the Hyun’ to ‘Bacon Bae’ perfectly fine.”

 

The tall silver-haired boy blushed slightly and looked at the lobster tank at the back to avoid his boyfriend’s teasing face. Baekhyun raised both eyebrows when he saw Chanyeol making strange eye twitches at the space behind him. He took another sip of wine whilst he turned around in curiosity only to see the fancy restaurant’s orchestra playing what sounded like a classical arrangement of Christmas Is All Around.

Baekhyun returned his gaze to Chanyeol and when he saw the latter kneeling on the floor in front of him, his first reaction was to begin choking, unintentionally spraying some of his drink onto an unsuspecting Chanyeol.

 

“I’m so sorry! There was something in my glass, dammit.”

 

Baekhyun spat the foreig

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Xyakori
#1
Chapter 3: Woaaa, I loved this, still funny af, I enjoyed this three-shot story sooooooooooo much, thank you!!!
Xyakori
#2
Chapter 2: STILL FUNNY, and cute and stuff, you know...
Xyakori
#3
Chapter 1: Okay, okay, okay.... This, was HILARIOUS, LIKE I WAS LAUGHING MY OFF
ellethereal
#4
Chapter 3: Omg Kai is so sm00TH HAAHA falling for you :')) Yep, next wedding would be kaisoo's XD omg that make sense~ like baek's the star that can only see that one star (Chanyeol) shining brightly, and vice-versa. I was wondering why two stars and not one, or three, so nice ending :'))
ellethereal
#5
Chapter 2: Omg~ LOL chan man what even-- chanyeol should change his name in baek's phone to chanyoursXD and he should call baek baecon~ i didn't expect them to be so cute (i mean who am i kidding it's chabaek here-- ) and sweet >< i'm cringing—
ellethereal
#6
Chapter 1: omgXD just knew the feminine guy would be luhan, we always make fun of him….. okay what is baek rambling about? Lmao I feel sad he’s interested in luhan at first and was lost in his eyes?? Really?? LMAO LOL Baekhyun XD why so serious!! Ohmygod! HHAHHA BAEK. :> omg, this is entertaining, whatever baek does seems serious but things are always made light of XDD I’m crying wow baEk THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY—LOVE mEANS NEVER HAVING To SAY Sorry, I know that quote! It’s from love rain isn’t it? XD Omg baek wth you thinking about?!?!?!?! Wow, baek HAHA what a way to ask someone outXD omg, thanks for the comedic moments, and luhan speaking Chinese lol, nice! :”) omg baek you prankster. I’m crying again because LOL TWO STARS RATING KISS. Omg the ending was so cute :”)) but like they already escalated so quickly when they only met two times?? Oh right, because it’s two stars for two times? XD
I’ll rate this story two stars :> HAHAH kidding, this story is actually better than two stars :”) <3 omfg I hope you write more comedic stories XD the only comedic stories I ever find are rated ones, so it’s refreshing to read this. <3 two stars for you! XD +3
sapphic-nymph
#7
Chapter 3: This was absolutely my favourite chapter because holy everything was perfect! I mean look at Xiuchen, Kaisoo, Baekyeol and even royal couple Hunhan /screams like Dino Chen/ and I love love Jongdae and Baek's friendship (he is the freaking best man)!
I wonder who is Dr. Kris's wife? (As a Kris's superfan I volunteer lol jk) and more importantly who are the blue-haired buddy and the lilac-haired girl?
Btw I already said this but I want to say it again: I LOVE YOUR STORIESSS♡
sapphic-nymph
#8
Chapter 2: Christmas is coming and I'm still single /sighs/ well at least I have Chanbaek and a ton of fanfiction to cheer me up! Lol #thesadlifeofasingleshipper
This was the sweetest proposal ever aww The Chan Man is so adorablee~
sapphic-nymph
#9
Chapter 1: Ahahah oh my God this is so funny! I love it and I love you for writing it!!! ♡
Sassy Baek is fabulous and Chanyeol is such a dorky cutie pie /squeals/
Thanks for the awesome fic :)
(Shoutout to Xiuchen!!)