A/N: THOUGHTS ARE IN ITALICS!

Changmin POV

I stared at the cake in front of me. My whole family stood around me. Sighing hard, I blew the candles.

How old am I again?

Old enough to have a girlfriend.

Old enough to have the strength to get over your ex-girlfriend

Old enough to drag her by her hand and directly tell her that you cannot get over her.

LIKE EVER

But what am I doing?

I just threatened Seulmi to get me a girl like her.

Where can she get one when she is one in a million?

Oh fudge, I’m going to die a bachelor…….

Oh fudge, I’m thinking of death the moment the clock struck 12 on my birthday…

Oh fudge, I need to escape from this world…

Oh fudge, I’m supposed to say “Oh god” in my wish

Let me ask my wish again…

Oh god, I need to escape from this world….

“Happy Birthday Changminnie!” Kyuhyun hugged me tight.

“Geez thanks man” I tapped his shoulder three times.

“Happy birthday handsome.”

“Thanks flirt” I fake smiled at her.

“So what are you going to do today?”

Drown in my misery. Wait for Seulmi to call me.

“Oh, he’s going to have the time of his life” Kyu threw his arm around my shoulder.

Why don’t I like the tone in his voice?

“I have work” I pushed his arm away. Sighing, I grabbed my keys and headed to office.

I parked the car next to a nearby park to open my bag. Pulling the white envelope out I placed the bag back on the passenger’s seat.

“You son of a b*tch”

“Nice to see you too hyung”

“Is this what you do on your birthday?” He grabbed the envelope. “Still living in dream land?”

“Hyungggggggggg”

Yes, I wined like a child… it always works with him..

He sighed. “Changmin-ah, you still love her I see…”

“Yes hyung”

“Then why the fudge did you make that god darn deal with her!”

Bye bye my right ear….

“Ahh, hyung, it hurts… Jaejoong hyung” I tried to pull away but only winced in pain.

“You brat. I told you that girl is the death of you.”

“I’ll die without her”

“I’ll kill you if you talk like this on your birthday” He