[Aria]

Soojung unnie^^ are you sure about this i may be your loving husband and... and a complete ert I am a certified member of the cutie line  I ain't no ert YAH! I am telling the truth  And here I was trying to help you with unnie... I changed my mind waaaaait! unnie! I was just kidding but you are a ert though (=n= Whatever Sorryyyy unniee I was just playing around sure unnieee TT~TT Don't be so cold~~ I am called the baby ice princess for a reason Duh But that means you're also cute you are loveable loving and caring for my well being Hmm.... I'll think about it  keep going =u=) You are amazing You have so much talent Aren't you such a flatter~? ;D Do you forgive me yet a little bit more Ummmmmmmmm Ughhhhhh Ugh? WTF I'm disgusting? NONONONONONONOONONO I didn't mean that!! Forget it I changed my mind completely Good luck UNNIE PLZ NO I was just kidding I know how much you care for meeee I am so sorryyyy unnie? are you really not going to talk to me? oh come on... UNNIEEEEEE TToTT H... l... N...O Hi..? No..? what are those? o.0 What I am trying to say to you is Hell no I, Jung Soojung, am not helping with you at all NOOO! Unnieeeee please  you are like the only other unnie I could trust Nope Good luck Aria SOLO  WHY ARE YOU QUOTING JAY OPPA'S SONG?!

 

[Jessica]

It's Girls' Generation!^^ Tiffany: is jessie here? Hyoyeon: the devil? Tiffany: sure....if that's what you think of her Hyoyeon: she went to spawn Tiffany: WTF Seohyun: UNNIE WENT TO WHAT?! Yoona: HYO UNNIE WHAT ARE YOU SAYING Taeyeon: What's going on?? Tiffany: TAETAE, HYO JUST SAID THAT JESSIE WENT TO GIVE BIRTH TO FROGS Taeyeon: HUH?! SICA IS A FROG?! WHAT! Sooyoung: Heeeey, why are you guys spamming so much?? Taeyeon: SICA IS A FROG PRINCESS WITH BABIES Sooyoung: ARE YOU ON CRACK?! Sunny: WHY ARE YOU GUYS YELLING?! Sooyoung: BUNNY-AH!  Sooyoung: OUR ICE PRINCESS BECAME A FROG Sunny: SAY WHAT! Sunny: Don't tell me this is one of Seobaby's weird dreams where we all became frogs or something.... Seohyun: UNNIE!! I don't have those dreams! Sunny: Then, why do you keep watching that frog cartoon? Seohyun: To relieve my stress Sunny: Maknae, you aren't even that old  Seohyun: Compared to other girl groups, I am. Yuri: WHY IS EVERYONE GOING CRAZY ON THE CHAAAAT? Tiffany: JESSIE GAVE BIRTH TO FROG BABIES Yuri: SHE WAS PREGNANT?! Yuri: AND SHE HAD WITH A FROG?!!!  Yuri: I am going to throw up now. Seohyun: Unnie, I think Hyoyeonnie was autocorrected Tiffany: Yeah yeah Tiffany: there is no way that Jessie would go to spawn... Hyoyeon: Seobaby, I'm never wrong. Yoona: THEN UNNIE REALLY WENT TO GIVE BIRTH TO FROGS Taeyeon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Sooyoung: OMG I NEED TO BUY SOME BABY CLOTHES Sunny: WE NEED BABY FOOD Tiffany: I DON'T THINK BABY FROGGIES EAT HUMAN BABY FOOD OR WEAR CLOTHESSSS Yoona: SO THEY'RE ?! Seohyun: Technically, yes. They are inside of an egg as they are born. Simply, they look like fish eyes. Tiffany: ........ Tiffany: I'm going to the bathroom now. Yuri: Sometimes Maknae, I really question why do you know this..... Seohyun: Because it's a part of life. Yoona: Then, what do they eat??? Seohyun: They eat little bugs like flightless flies or crickets Tiffany: OH HELL NO Tiffany: TELL JESSIE THAT SHE HAS TO MOVE HER FROG BABIES ELSE WHERE Tifffany: I WILL DESTROY THE DORM IF