*At Jungkook house*.   Listen to "If you were gay"*I forgot the artist*

*Taehyung went to the subway*

Jungkook
Aah, an afternoon alone with

My favorite book, "Broadway

Musicals of the 1940s."
No roommate to bother me.
How could it get any better than this?

Taehyung
Oh,hi Jungkook!

Jungkook
Hi Taehyung.

Taehyung
Hey Jungkook, you'll never
Guess what happened to
Me on the subway this morning.
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me

Jungkook
That's very interesting.

Taehyung
He was being real friendly,
And I think he was coming on to me.
I think he might've thought I was gay!

Jungkook
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't care.
What did you have for lunch today?

Taehyung
Oh, you don't have to get
All defensive about it, Jungkook...

Jungkook
I'm NOT getting defensive!
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to read.

Taehyung
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Jungkook. 
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.

Jungkook
I don't want to talk about it,
Taehyung! This conversation is over!!!

Taehyung
Yeah, but...

Jungkook
OVER!!!

Taehyung
Well, okay, but just so you know —
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)

Jungkook
Taehyung, please!
I am trying to read....
What?!

Taehyung
IF YOU WERE QUEER

Jungkook

Ah, Taehyung!

Taehyung
I'D STILL BE HERE,

Jungkook
Taehyung, I'm trying to read this book.

Taehyung
YEAR AFTER YEAR

Jungkook
Taehyung!

Taehyung
BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR
TO ME,

Jungkook
Argh!

Taehyung
AND I KNOW THAT YOU

Jungkook

What?

Taehyung
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,

Jungkook
I would?

Taehyung
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.

Jungkook
I like shoes, how jolly?

Taehyung
SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?

Jungkook

Taehyung, that is wrong!

Taehyung
No it's not!
IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!

Jungkook
I am not listening!

Taehyung 
AND HERE I'D STAY,

Jungkook
La la la la la!

Taehyung 
BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.

Jungkook 
Aaaah!

Taehyung
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!

Jungkook
BUT I'M NOT GAY!

Taehyung
If you were gay.

Jungkook
Argh!