Giri is your average high-school hoodrat, who decides it was high time she got an apprentice. Olltii was the lucky freshman that got picked to train under her and was unfortunate enough to get dragged into the drama and chaos of Giri's world. The author is bad at writing summaries and swears she wasn't high when she made this. 

Jiho might be abusing his leader powers Taeil just wanted a nice vacation Jihoon has growing trust issues Jaehyo just wanted to take a nap Minhyuk needs a girlfriend Yukwon deeply misses Sunhye Kyung is just plain evil

In which EXO runs a spa and Kris hates everyone, but Joonmyeon the most, since it was his idea to put him in this stupid dress.

The only 100% true facts about why the hell Zion.t wears sunglasses. Completely certified, and definitely not a legitimate source of information, Skinny Red's Sunglasses goes in depth to find out the cold hard facts about Zion.t's odd love of sunglasses. 

No town is complete without a pothead. Luhan is Seoul city's very own pothead

This is the only reasonable explanation for why dok2 wears hats so much

There's no way in hell Minhyuk's getting home before dinner. 

It was easy, he said. The manager had just asked Jaehyo to take care of his bandmates while Zico got a well deserved week's vacation to relax. The poor workaholic had been working hard at their new album for a while. So they decided to put Jaehyo in charge for the week Zico would be gone. Jaehyo honestly thought it wouldn't be too hard to take care of five young adults, ages 18-20. The dorm wasn't like a battlefield or anything, it wasn't like his bandmates would go completely crazy when th

In which Lay and Kris hold a beard growing contest and drive the rest of EXO-M insane in their attempts to get Lay to STFU about facial hair. Too bad Lay is stubborn and REALLY wants a beard.