I don't mean to pull a fast one, but I think I've been pulling fast ones for a while now. I haven't used this account in years now, and I went back to clean up and read the stuff I put on the open Internet. Wow, am I embarrassed. What kind of bookkeeper was I. I think I got a little slice of anxiety from re-reading this. It kills me how much of a child I was.  

Am I the only one who believes herself to be ugly? Spare me your uplifting crap. I know I am. I have no other explanation for it than that. I must be ugly.

I have a story I haven't even started on, I know, and my first one is a mess of messiness. (But I like it that way! Writing without the binds of plot is fun!) But I haven't ever written a proper romance. Nor have I botched writing a romance. So let's find out which this will be! Inspir

I have three (!) weeks to make something of myself and grow back my eyebrow (long story). I'm going to die. So before I leave this world, I'll leave it a fanfic to remember me for ... and spit on my grave in abhorrence for. In this story, I will completely ignore the main factor of any

Dedicated to my friend who needed something to read and "suggested" the title. When we meet at each other's weddings, we can share a laugh over this. :)