"No, you can't be serious. I'm not sorry I wont do it, I'm not marrying that bitter girl."

I use to be her girlfriend but now I'm her dog, yes you read right a dog.

The author sets their phone down on the table and looks at you "Well hello there, now I must ask beforehand. Have you heard of Kik? If you have then you know what it is. Now if you haven't let me explain what it is, Kik is a messaging app on your phone. You can make an account and add friends you meet from chatrooms or your actual friends..Onward to the foreword we go."