I use to be her girlfriend but now I'm her dog, yes you read right a dog.

The author sets their phone down on the table and looks at you "Well hello there, now I must ask beforehand. Have you heard of Kik? If you have then you know what it is. Now if you haven't let me explain what it is, Kik is a messaging app on your phone. You can make an account and add friends you meet from chatrooms or your actual friends..Onward to the foreword we go."

"No, you can't be serious. I'm not sorry I wont do it, I'm not marrying that bitter girl."