“You are a seeker, why did you even have a bat with you? I am pretty sure it is not actually allowed for you to actively try to hit other players in the face with it.”

  So this came basically out of nowhere and I haven't written anything fandom related in about 8 years. But it popped in my head, I had some time  and though: Why the hell not? ^^   It's a bit on the sad side.