An uncommitted lazy fanfic writer. You can blame life for that. I'm Sobrina. Married to Yixing (but I should divorce him because he belongs with Kris or maybe because my heart belongs to Kim Jongdae). Dating Jongup and Baekhyun is my BFF. Xiumin and I work at a stripper club and I film him twerk. Sekai are also p0rn stars, and I'm their manager. Sehun is also a which destroys ships but orz. Chanyeol is actually really mature. Kyungsoo is paid to kill people. Suho is a credit card company. Luhan is a princess. Tao is a bum. Enough said, Last saved 20140311.