"Vous les hommes vous êtes tous les mêmes
Macho mais cheap
Bande de mauviettes infidèles
Si prévisibles"

This is actually my second account on the site. I do not wish to be associated with my first account, hence this new one. If you can guess who I really am, I'll give you a virtual high-five and be really impressed with you.

I'll probably only be writing nyongtory on this account. And I don't know how often I'll be posting. Please be patient. I have a life. Feel free to befriend me, since I'm not nearly as nasty as I come off as in these types of introductory posts. Don't plagiarize, because only do that. Don't translate or take out without permission, because, though not as dickish as plagiarism, it's still pretty -y and yeah, just don't. My writing isn't good enough to be plagiarized anyway so I reccommend giving up the whole affair.

The quote above comes from the song "Tous les mêmes" by Stromae. Yes, it's pretentious, but I also do speak French so there's at least that. Not all guys are as bad as Stromae makes them out to be, but that's kind of the point.

 

 

(kyungsoo is squishy as , sehun is the most ing attractive, chanyeol is a cute motherer, yixing is the c u t e s t, junmyeon is so helplessly adorable, and jongdae is literally just perfection)