welcome.

    hey there. my name is ____
   

well hi. dante is the name, being lame is my game. so is rhyming. just call me whatever tickles your fancy. i like hoarding nicknames.

some i like;

sheep | marvel | dc | b-boys | abstract art |anything and everything orange | hip hop | dubstep | sweets | fruit | tea | tibetian mastiffs | anime | video games | dance | pewdiepie/minx/ken/cry | rain | daybreak | japanese culture | fashion | bright lights | drawing | food | sleeping | monochrome stuff | planetary science | psychology

 

what's that? you don't roll like a buffalo or enjoy the mayo? get out.

as far as the fics i'll be writing, expect angst, horror, action, crack, sci-fi, and some fluff. but no school life. i hate reading and writing those.

don't like? deal with it.

 

 

  meet my boys

 

kim jongin ♥

 

this little er thought it would be funny to ruin my bias list life. but i can't help but adore him. you're still a though so don't even start with me.

 

but honestly, you're such a sweetheart. i love you for being imperfectly perfect.

[ will add more later ]

 

moon jongup ♥

this one too. just ran a steamroller through my bias list like he didn't even give a . welp. still love ya, moontos.

 

the 4d cheeto, the michael jackson of b.a.p, the biggest sweetie ever. god you are just too precious. sometimes i wish i could just say i love you for your face to spare myself the time of ranting on and on about you. i love how shy you are, but are a fierce man when on stage. i love how passionate you are about your interests, and although you seem really aloof and weird, you're actually a very determined person. i admire that. keep it up, guppie!

 

kim jongdae ♥

i'm not even going to start talking about you bc jongdae i am done with your . not even kidding.

 

lu han ♥

 

kwon jiyong ♥

 

 

 

i go gay for these girls

 

 

choi sooyoung ♥

 

park sunyoung ♥

 

jung soojung ♥

 

kim hyoyeon ♥

 

im yoona ♥

   

 

 hit this sheep up?

 

    tumblr; dantejoker

deviantart; honey jo

livejournal; chengzikuma

 

 

all my es

    hurt them and die

 

    inksplotch | kittyandnoona | hannahbagel | orangeluver | -kaara | starlightn | wingedsheep | jintaeternal

 

♥ authors i adore ♥

 

chippawabrike | seisdemayo | inksplotch | hannahbagel | apennyforseoul | hosaekbit | thecandice | elisaexplosive

 

 

   i live for these otps

    theyremorerealerthanyourotps

 

 

oh sehun & kim jongin

lu han & kim jongin

kim joonmyun & kim jongdae

zhang yixing & oh sehun

byun baekhyun & kim jongdae

   

    i live in these fandoms

    dont dare to take them away from me

 

exotic.