Hello weak earthlings.

I came all the way from saturn to get internet connection so i can write random stuffs here. useless? not quite. well, to tell you the truth, there isn't much entertainment back at my home planet. i'm really amused when you humans shake your body like that. what do you call it here? d-- dance, dancing? i'm right, right? anyway, i won't give much thought about what i write. i'm the "half-hearted" type of writer. *silence* even though, well... we saturn creatures don't even have a heart. just a trivia for you humans, we use your digestive system to pump the pink goo to keep us alive.

what's that you say? saturn is just a ball of dust? tsk tsk. dear puny earthlings, earth "parents" and "teachers" love to keep secrets from their offsprings and younglings. even though i don't know why they do that. so anyway, i'm just warning you.

well, i currently live deep in the rainforest of Indonesia. where lazy humans won't bother me or even try to look for me.

and dear humans, for your own safety, please be nice to this visiting "alien" (me). or else... "or else what?" an innocent child over there asked. or else, i'll call my parents to send a fleet of warships to destroy your tiny planet and all your precious little hamburgers. *smiles*

big, floppy, slimy, squishy and green all over. freaked out? good.