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ლ(◉◞౪◟◉ )ლ OH HAIIII!!!!! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

                                                      

HAI GUISSS. YOUR BOSS MINNA MOUSE HURR. 

OKAY. Now let's get down to the real bizniz. 

 

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If you're reading this right now, you're on my profile. Only bosses read my profile. You're

reading this, therefore you're a boss. That's syllogism right derr. 

 

Now on the off chance that I made a grave mistake and you are not, in fact, a boss, but rather a

lowly assistant, please kindly press the left arrow and redirect youreself to the previous page.

Thank you and I apologize for my mistake. 

 

Identity: A screaming midget. 

 

Race: Asian. I didn't choose to be Asian. It chose me. 

 

 

Ethnicity: Indian [the curry kind, mind you]. Relish in the exotic beauty of my people. 

 

 

 

Age: I'm 17 you guys ;[ Now if you'll excuse me, I have a knitting date with your grandma :(

(SENIOR YEAR NOW THEN I GET TO NOT GET ADMITTED TO COLLEGE AND GET TO BE A HOBO OMG YAYYYYYY #DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE # FTW #I DON'T EVEN HAVE TWITTER #WTF ARE # ANYWAY) 

 

 

 

: Maybe next time. 

 

Birthday: June 28. Same as Daehyun, Kang Minhyuk, Seohyun. Me. Good looking

people. Same birthday. Not a coincidence, you guys. 

 

 

My : Kris Wu. Period. Well not really since the guy has like thirty random names he associates himself with. But look at that man. I literally have only half an ovary remaining. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BEAR OUR CHILDREN NOW.  

"Behind the face, the strong front as Exo-M's leader, and lewd 'maybe next time' comments, Kris, deep behind his

mask, is a soft and warm soul that cares for and loves his brothers as his family."

 

 

  

My Favorite OTP of the Moment:

 

"You can BangHimUp and BangHimLo, but you can't BangHimYoung cus that's illegal." 

My Love: 

 

 

My Noticeable features: Dashing good looks, disagreeable height, remarkable resemblance to a (slightly less squirrel) hibernating Sandy Cheeks. 

 

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Thanks a bunches of oats for coming to my profile! Don't be a silent visitor and

fangirl with me! Chef don't judge. 

 

 

 

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An Assortment of Hot Guys:

 

 

 

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Wise Words from the Midget:

 

If someone looks at you the way Jonghyun looks at Key, they’re in love with you.

If someone looks at you the way Minho looks at Taemin, they’re probably going to you.

 

 

 

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Complimentary Dance Lesson:

 

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A Lesson in Going Green:

 

 

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A Side of Trolling:

 

 

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And an Inspiring Quote for Fuel:

 

 

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