YOU GUYS DIDN'T KNOW I'M LEGALLY AN OFFICIAL PRINCESS NOW DID YOU BISHES WUSSUP BOOIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
*~Which Disney Princess Are You?~*
Stolen from IDGAF I'M A PRINCESS I DO WHAT I WANT WUSSUP BOOIIIIIIII
Cinderella:
[] One of your parents is dead. Wow, you bastard, that's such a sensitive topic. WAY TO KILL THE MOOD RIGHT AWAY <3
[] One of your parents is dead. Wow, you bastard, that's such a sensitive topic. WAY TO KILL THE MOOD RIGHT AWAY <3
[] You are expected to do a lot of chores. WHUH AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT, SON.
[] You love to dress up. I'm a nudist, I don't do dressing unless it's on salad.
[] You love animals. Those filthy creatures, what have they ever done for me besides defacating on my lawn? OMG guise, i'm jk i don't even have a lawn, i live in an apartment. BALLIN'.
[x] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming. How else do you wait for a person? IMpatiently? Then you wouldn't be waiting. I'm rollin' in the deep, son, my mind is an ENIGMA like Patrick's milk carton. LOL WHAT.
[] Your mom is really strict. TBH, IDK i don't speak her language so i dont know what she's saying. luhmafow.
[] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you. I have a brother who kind of looks like a girl - does that count?
[] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes. LOL NO I USUALLY JUST SAY WHATEVER AND HOPE IT'S SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE.
[] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before. WHAT THE FRICK YOU NEED YOUR SHOES TO LEAVE WOULDN'T YOU NOTICE WHEN YOU STEP ON COW DUNG AND BROKEN GLASS OMFG WELL I KNOW *cough* SOMEONE *cough* WHO'S NOT GETTING INVITED BACK.
[] You have blonde hair. You can't tell me what I can and can't have D:<
TOTAL: 1
HIGH SCORE, SON
Belle:
Belle:
[ ] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like. I've kissed NO ONE regardless of whether my friends liked them or not WHY IS LIFE LIKE THIS? WHY? And if someone did kiss me - anyone, I mean - my friends would throw a party in their honor. They wouldn't care if he was some convict or nuffin.
[x] You’ve been lost in the forest mall DUDE JUST LOOK AT YOURSELF YOU COULD HAVE BACKSPACED. WHY DID YOU CROSS IT OUT. I'M ALL CONFUSED AND DISORIENTED NOW.
[x] You love to read
[x] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind
[x] One of your family members is a bit weird. THEY'RE INDIAN, THEY'RE ALL WEIRD.
[] You have done volunteer work. AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR NEEDY ORPHANS.
[x] You have a wild imagination. Oh gosh xD ahaha schools here have like parent-teacher conferences and I remember my parents would go listen to what the teacher thought about me. They would come home all upset and get mad at me because I was always like daydreaming in class (well, I think the teacher said stuff like "staring at the wall" and "not paying attention" but I knew better). To be honest, I don't understand why that even mattered. I mean, don't let people get you down if you have a different way of thinking, okay. It's totally okay to 'not pay attention' and just 'stare at walls' all day if that's what makes you happy <3
[] You love to take care of people in need. I AIN'T GOT TIME FO YO PROBLEMS, KID, I HAVE MY OWN LAUNDRY YOU KNAAMSAYIN THAT WAS A METAPHOR.
[] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty. I WISH.
[x] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out. HELL YEAH, SON. YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU? 3 GUYS IN 17 YEARS, THIS CHICK HERE IS BALLINNNNN' HIGH SCORE AM I RIGHT?
TOTAL: 5
Jasmine:
Jasmine:
[] Your dad is very rich/important. HE'S IMPORTANT TO NO ONE. LAWLS.
[x] You are very clever. Hell yes. I'm definitely gonna get this chick. Jasmine's brown, I'm brown. Come on guys, Aladdin is HAWUT.
[] You’ve been with someone way different from you. WHAT do you mean 'been with' it could mean a number of things. I'm with my dog right now and he's way different than me?
[] You’re unique and different from everyone else. lmao you guys, i don't have a dog.
[x] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich. wait then whose dog is this.
[] You have set a lot of goals for yourself. LOL WHAT'S THAT.
[] You don’t have a lot of friends. WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN i'm perfectly fine with the number of friends i have D;<
[x] You’re independent. I'M HUSTLINNNN'
[] You are wealthy. my friend and i went to the park yesterday and there was an ice cream truck and we went to get ice cream right so i opened up my wallet and i only had a quarter why was i carrying around my wallet if there wasn't even money it idk
[] Your parents try to control your life. NOT AT ALL they can't even control their own life they just hope i graduate from hs LOLS.
TOTAL: 38
Ariel:
Ariel:
[] Your parents expect a lot from you Lol, no. They've learned. They know better now.
[] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you
[x] You’re a bit of a trouble maker. YO WUSSUP GOT 80 HOURS OF DETENTION SOPHOMORE YEAR FOR TRUANCY, I SAY HEY YOU SAY HO HEYYYY
[x] You’re the youngest in your family or in the last 2. I WAS THE YOUNGEST before my brother popped out? hes more than ten years younger than me that freak of nature
[] You have a lot of sisters no but i have a lot of other things
[] You collect something yo ain't nobody got time fo dat nonsense
[x] You have/had long, hair
[x] You have/had a pet fish i am like a living darla from finding nemo. like none of my fish have ever made it past week two. i stopped buying them as a tribute to society
[x] You’re extremely curious. why else would i take this wacked quiz imaoboredsoa
[]You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible Am I, really?
TOTAL: 5
Snow White:
Snow White:
[x] You know that you’re beautiful. Someone's gotta think so.
[] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you. Everyone's jealous.
[x] You’ve almost been killed.
[x] You have at least seven good friends. i think one of them is an illegal immigrant so idk about good as in 'legal' but yeah they pay for food, they're alright.
[x] You’ve had food poisoning asian food ftw
[x] You have/had short hair. BOWL HAIRCUT, ANYONE? effed up my childhood :(
[x] You get along with almost everyone
[x] All of your friends are different. our lunch table was like skittles. if skittles were skin tones, i mean
[x] You love to have a good time. LMFAO WHAT. WHO DOESN'T. ARE THERE PEOPLE THAT ARE LIKE OMG NO I LIKE HAVING A BAD TIME.
[x] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in. Only cus my house smells like curry D;<
TOTAL: 9
Mulan:
Mulan:
[] You can be a tomboy sometimes. I AIN'T NO BOiiiii.
[] People wish you could be a bit more girly.WHY WOULD THEY WASTE THEIR WISH ON THAT.
[x] You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not. EVERYDAY I PRETEND LIKE IM SOMEONE WHO GIVES AN EFF.
[x] You’ve had a physical fight with someone. omg my bro. he may be six but that kid can bring a world of pain :(
[x] You have/had considered running away from home. Omg I do it all the time, it's good exercise. Works those thighs.
[] Your parents try to plan your life out. NO OMG xD they can't even plan for dinner
[] A lot of your friends are boys. THEY'D BE TOO ATTRACTED BY MY BEAUTY TO REMAIN JUST FRIENDS.
[x] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations. MY WHOLE LIFE IS A BAD SITUATION.
[x] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them
TOTAL: 5
Aurora:
TOTAL: 5
Aurora:
[x] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents. hell yeahhh i lived with my grandparents and then people i called uncle and aunt but i mean indian kids call everyone their aunt/uncle. i still dont know if we were actually related :|
[] You almost died at a very young age. lol no but that would have been tragic and a loss for all of mankind.
[x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful. GULL YES I AM. finally you said something nice.
[] You have a decent singing voice. I'm SO thoughtful that i dont sing in public or private or anywhere you dont wanna hear that train wreck
[x] You like to sleep in late on the weekends. i sleep at like 4 am every day and wake up like thirty minutes later. it's how i maintain my youthful vigor
[x] You spend most of your time outside. my parents kick me out whenever they think i got too fat and then i go exercise and i return home when im normal weight again :(
[x] You’re adopted. I BET. no actually i technically am. my dad is my stepdad and he adopted me...i have like a birth certificate that says i was born in like 2004 or some with his name on it. I'M NOT THO IM NOT 9 I SWEAR. but it could come in handy when i become president cus i was born in india like obama.
[x] You’re very romantic. GULL MY STORIES DONT WRITE THEMSELVES <3
[x] Pink is one of your favorite colors
TOTAL: 7
Pocahontas:
Pocahontas:
[] You love to walk around and explore big cities. WHAT THE FRICK life aint no movie we aint got time for like that.
[x] You are more spiritual than religious.
[] You’ve been in an relationship. will be soon. im coming for you krease <3
[x] One of your family members is dead. TO MY THREE GRANDMAS, RIP <3
[x] Your parents are very protective of you. THEY DON'T EVEN LET ME TALK TO THE GUYS THAT WORK AT WALMART. THEY'RE LIKE "WE'LL FIND THE NUCLEAR-CURRY-GENERATOR OURSELVES, WHY DO YOU NEED WHITE BOYS TO SHOW YOU?" T____T #forever alone
[] Someone you know has been in war/is in war
[] You love nature. WHAT HAS NATURE EVER DONE FOR ME.
[x] You have/had black hair. OH YES BABY.
[x] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful. WHY DID YOU COLOR EXO DIFFERENTLY IS THIS CODE? YES I WOULD LIKE TO MOVE INSIDE EXO. HOW SUGGESTIVE. WINK WINK.
[] You’re very adventurous. i dont look for adventures, adventures look for me. but no im not, i don't have time for that.
TOTAL: 5
what do i do now lol?
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