Quinn: Sam, I'm a lesbian.

Sam: Wait, but I thought you were American? Since when did you change?

Quinn: Ever since I accidentally kissed Rachel.

Sam: Okay, cool.

-

Puck: Why is Quinn crying in the bathroom?

Santana: She’s drunk.

Puck: And?

Santana: She found out Rachel is married.

Puck: But she's Rachel's wife.

Santana: I know.

-

Finn: What part of me do you think is the most attractive?

Quinn: His ex girlfriend.

An eavesdropping Rachel: SANTANA?! Damn it, I'm doomed.

Quinn once she realizes that Rachel was eavesdropping: Were you eavesdropping, Manhands?

Rachel: No... [obviously lying]

Quinn: Listen up Treasure Trail, we're gonna have a smackdown.

Quinn's thoughts: With my lips on your lips, but it's going to be soft and gentle, because I love you future Mrs. Berry - Fabray.

-

 

Rachel: It’s not gay if I wanna date Quinn right? Like, in a friend way? I wanna hold her hand and make her laugh, because her laugh is the most beautiful sound in the world.

Finn: I’m not an expert but that sounds pretty gay.

Kurt, sipping tea: I am an expert, and that’s gay.

-

Quinn: Hey Rachel, what do you want to be in ten years?

Rachel: A Berry-Fabray.

Quinn: What?

Rachel: I said, a star on Broadway!

-

Santana: Welcome to the Rachel Berry Support Group where we gather together and tell that stupid  to go herself.

Santana: But before we start, I would like a few words from our newest member...

Quinn, sweating: Wait, I think I may have misunderstood what this club was for—

-

Quinn: *flirts with someone*

Rachel: Excuse me, I have to go make a scene.

-

Quinn: *Clicking pen*

Santana: *Clicks pen in response*

Rachel: Stop that.

Santana: Stop what?

Rachel: You’re talking about me in morse code.

Quinn: Yeah, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

Santana whsipering to Quinn: I guess she understands Morse Code.

Quinn: Damn it, does that mean that she knows how I'm going to ask her out today?

Rachel: Of course. I knew that for three days now. You really need to work on being sneakier.

-

Me: you know what I miss?

My fiancée: Faberry?

Me, nodding slowly as I stare out into the cold, dark world outside. My hand rising, touching the frosted window as a single stray tear falls down my cheek. Years wasted on that damned show flash across my mind. Joy for the memories of Quinn Fabray and Rachel Berry, yet bitterness of what could have been. A shadow falls across me and I sink into my dark cloak, whispering just loud enough for her to hear: ........ing Faberry.

-

Rachel: [Wakes up next to Quinn every morning]
Rachel, softly: Holy .

Quinn: [Sleeps next to Rachel every night]
Quinn, softly: Holy .

-

Quinn: I can look at Rachel with longing as a treat.

Rachel: And I can ramble about how pretty Quinn is, as a gift.

-

Rachel: Siri, call dad.

Siri: Calling Daddy...

Rachel: Wait, no, no –

Quinn: Hello?

-

Quinn: [Smiles]

Rachel: [Breathless] Do it again.

-

Quinn: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Rachel: Forty five seconds?

Quinn: No! Four to five seconds!

Rachel: Too late!

-

Most Gleeks: Quinn Fabray is a psycho who will do anything to get Finn back including harming Rachel.

Me as an intellectual: Quinn Fabray is a flaming homoual who’s has a lot of emotional trauma built up who needs therapy to unlock her full potential and is in love with Rachel.

-

Rachel: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the prettiest girl of them all?

Mirror: It’s you—

Rachel: Wrong! It’s Quinn! Try again.

Quinn: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest girl of them all?

Mirror: It's you—

Quinn: You idiot! It's Rachel Berry, the future Broadway star! Get it straight!

Mirror: *Sighs* I'll need therapy for this mess of a couple.

-

[Rachel finds out about Quinn and Santana hooking up and is freaking out]

Quinn: Rachel, it’s not a big deal.

Rachel: It’s a huge deal! You said if you were ever going to do some same- experimentation it was going to be with me! I'm your girlfriend!

Quinn: I have never said that to you.

Rachel: It was implied.

Quinn: By you, and besides, didn't you say that you wouldn't sleep with me until you win a Tony at 25?

Rachel: I never said such a thing, now shut up and kiss me already.

Quinn: *Sighs* You're lucky I love you.

-

Rachel: Are you okay?

Quinn: Yeah, why wouldn't I be? Is something off about me?

Rachel: Well I mean you have to admit you're giving off certain..vibes right now.

Quinn: Vibes? I don’t have a vibe! I just have a giant crush on you that I've had for 4 years now, and you just noticed that I drew ographic pictures of you in the bathroom and secretly drew hearts around ugly drawings of you!

-

Rachel: *Slowly sipping her tea*

Quinn: *Is solving crosswords* Hmmm, what is sometimes annoying, but still manages to be somewhat adorable and is always incredibly beautiful.

Quinn: Oh, I know, it's Rachel.

Quinn: Wow, it fits!

Rachel: *Chokes on her drink while blushing furiously*

-

Rachel:

Quinn: Me

Rachel: What?

Quinn: What?

-

Quinn: I'd you.

Rachel: What?

Quinn: I love you.

Rachel: ...

Quinn: Oh , that's even worse.

-

Quinn: I feel a strange emotion towards you.

Rachel: Love?

Quinn: *visibly turning red and sweating* No, yes, maybe.

-

Quinn: Can you help me with my wedding?

Rachel: I didn't know you were getting married, what can I do?

Quinn: Be my wife.

-

Quinn: Good luck.

Rachel: I don’t need luck; I have you.

Quinn: Aww, babe—

Rachel: But also my talented self, but that’s not as romantic to say

-

Rachel: Hi, I'm Rachel, and you are...?

Quinn: Apparently I'm not as straight as I thought 

Rachel: Hi "Apparently I'm not as straight as I thought" who happens to be the prettiest girl I have ever met! I can't wait to get into your pants and share sweet lady kisses with you!

-

Angry Rachel: That’s it!

Quinn: What happened?

Rachel: You’re officially uninvited to my wedding.

Quinn: You mean our wedding?

Rachel: Yes, that would be correct; you’re not coming

Confused Quinn: How would that even work?

-

Rachel: [ing shirt] It’s so hot in here

Quinn: Yes, I know that, but why are you ing my shirt?‬

-

Rachel: When I was small....

Quinn: *snorts* “Yeah right, you still are."

-

Quinn: Rachel and I are dating

GLEE Club and Rachel: [gasp]

Quinn: Rachel, why are you surprised?

-

Quinn: Who are all these people?

Rachel: I'm not sure. I don't remember seeing them in GLEE club...

Quinn: I think, and this will sound crazy, but I think there were other students that attended this school.

Rachel: Students not in GLEE?

Quinn: Yeah. Crazy, I know.

Rachel: ...

Quinn: ...

Rachel: Wanna go make-out in the bathroom?

Quinn: You read my mind.

-

Rachel: It’s not gay if I wanna date Quinn right? Like, in a friend way? I wanna hold her hand and make her laugh, because her laugh is the most beautiful sound in the world.

Finn: I’m not an expert but that sounds pretty gay.

Kurt, sipping tea: I am an expert, and that’s gay.

-

Quinn: Hey Rachel, what do you want to be in ten years?

Rachel: A Berry-Fabray.

Quinn: What?

Rachel: I said, a star on Broadway!

-

Santana: Welcome to the Rachel Berry Support Group where we gather together and say " you" to that stupid .

Santana: But before we start, I would like a few words from our newest member

Quinn, sweating: Wait, I think I may have misunderstood what this club was for—

-

Quinn: *flirts with someone*

Rachel: Excuse me, I have to go make a scene

-

Quinn: *Clicking pen*

Santana: *Clicks pen in response*

Rachel: Stop that.

Santana: Stop what?

Rachel: You’re talking about me in Morse Code.

Quinn: Yeah, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.

Santana whsipering to Quinn: That’s...exactly what we did.

Quinn: Damn it, does that mean that she knows how I'm going to ask her out today?

Rachel: Of course. I knew that for three days now. You really need to work on being sneakier.

-

Me: you know what I miss?

My fiancée: Faberry?

Me, nodding slowly as I stare out into the cold, dark world outside. My hand rising, touching the frosted window as a single stray tear falls down my cheek. Years wasted on that damned show flash across my mind. Joy for the memories of Quinn Fabray and Rachel Berry, yet bitterness of what could have been. A shadow falls across me and I sink into my dark cloak, whispering just loud enough for her to hear: ........ing Faberry

-

Rachel: [Wakes up next to Quinn every morning]
Rachel, softly: Holy

Quinn: [Sleeps next to Rachel every night]
Quinn, softly: Holy

-

Quinn: I can look at Rachel with longing as a treat.

Rachel: And I can ramble about how pretty Quinn is as a gift.

-

Rachel: Siri, call dad.

Siri: Calling Daddy

Rachel: Wait, no, no –

Quinn: Hello?

-

Quinn: [Smiles]

Rachel: [Breathless] Do it again.

-

Quinn: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Rachel: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?????

Quinn: NO! Four to five seconds!

Rachel: TOO LATE!

-

Most Gleeks: Quinn Fabray is a psycho who will do anything to get Finn back including harming Rachel

Me as an intellectual: Quinn Fabray is a flaming homoual who’s has a lot of emotional trauma built up who needs therapy to unlock her full potential and is in love with Rachel

-

Rachel: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the prettiest girl of them all?

Mirror: It’s you—

Rachel: Wrong! It’s Quinn! Try again.

Quinn: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest girl of them all?

Mirror: It's you—

Quinn: I'm flattered, but it's Rachel. Get it straight.

Mirror: *Sighs* I'll need therapy for this mess of a couple.

-

[Rachel finds out about Quinn and Santana hooking up and is freaking out]

Quinn : Rachel, it’s not a big deal.

Rachel : It’s a huge deal! You said if you were ever going to do some same- experimentation it was going to be with me! I'm your girlfriend!

Quinn : I have never said that to you.

Rachel : It was implied.

Quinn : By you! And besides, didn't you say that you wouldn't sleep with me until you win a Tony at 25?

Rachel: I never said such a thing, now shut up and kiss me already.

Quinn: *Sighs* You're lucky I love you.

-

Rachel: well I mean you have to admit you give off certain...vibes.

Quinn: Vibes? I don’t have a vibe! I just have a giant crush on you!

-

Rachel: *slowly sipping her tea*

Quinn: *is solving crosswords* Hmmm, what is sometimes annoying, but still manages to be somewhat adorable and is always incredibly beautiful.

Quinn: Oh, I know, it's Rachel.

Quinn: Wow, it fits!

Rachel: *Chokes on her drink while blushing furiously*

-

Rachel:

Quinn: Me

Rachel: What?

Quinn: What?

-

Quinn: I'd you.

Rachel: What?

Quinn: I love you.

Rachel: ...

Quinn: Oh , that's even worse.

-

Quinn: I feel a strange emotion towards you.

Rachel: Love ?

Quinn: *visibly turning red and sweating* No, yes, maybe.

-

Quinn: Can you help me with my wedding?

Rachel: I didn't know you were getting married, what can I do?

Quinn: Be my wife.

-

Quinn: Good luck

Rachel: I don’t need luck; I have you

Quinn: Aww, babe–

Rachel: But also my talented self, but that’s not as romantic to say

-

Q: Hi Santana

R: Oh my god, Quinn

Q: That’s how you greet people, Rachel