BONUS! 2015 self

BONUS bc I saw this in my drafts. I thought it was kinda funny. 


 

 

 

 

 

VIBER TEXT MESSAGES
 With EXO[
OtakuGurL wrote it]

 
 

 

 

EXO wanted to find a new way to communicate with each other despite their busy schedules

And there they found Viber 

~

 

 


 


This 'story' or whatever is inspired both by EXO and my friends (when we chat on Viber). Love y'all.

 


Ok, I got bored, and got an itch to write this what-I-so-called "parody". Mehehe.

Don't plagiarize--it's a crime.

Have fun reading this. Thank you all :)) <3

-OtakuGurL

 

07/17/2015

 

EXO
Xiumin, Luhan, Kris, Suho, Lay, Baekhyun, Chen, Chanyeol, D.O, Tao, Kai, Sehun


Suho: EXO~

Chanyeol: Tto dareun neukdaedeuri bolsera 

Suho: Chanyeol, I wasn't singing ._.

Chanyeol: Neomuna wanbyeokhan nae yeojara

Baekhyun: Na eureureong eureureong eureureong dae

Suho: -.-

Luhan: Yo yo men!

Luhan: What the fck is this?

Xiumin: Viber ~_~

Sehun: Can't you read, hyung?

Luhan: What is this for?

Luhan: Hey!

Luhan: Wazzup? Wazzup?

Luhan: Yooohooooo?

Luhan: -.-

Luhan: SOMEONE, ANSWER ME!

Tao and 3 more typing...

Luhan: That's right, that's right. Keep typing, you turtle typers.

Kris: YAAAA! Would you keep quiet?!

Tao: What the hell is happening here?????? -_-

Luhan: I'm quiet. 

Kai: Fck you, hyung.

Luhan: What? What did I do? I'm quiet.

Kris: My phone keeps buzzing because of you

Lay: Gege, we're in the middle of sleeping T_T

Baekhyun: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

Chanyeol: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Chen: Why you laughing??

Xiumin:  ^ ??

Sehun: ??

Chen: Oh HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Sehun: ??

Tao: HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Kai: ???????????????

Suho: These two, BaekYeol -_- Aigoo

Kris: YOU ALL, WOULD YOU STOP Vibing? I can't sleep

Baekhyun: HAHAHAHAHHA

Chanyeol: hahahahahhahaha

Kris: Stooooooooooooooooooooooop!

Chen: Hahahahahha

D.O: GUYS STOP. My phone keeps buzzing, it became my massager.

D.O: I'm going to turn my phone off. Good night

Kai: NOooooooooo. Gimme your phone

D.O: Why?

Kai: Imma make it my massager

Kai: double phone

Kai: double massage.

D.O: K. Fine. Just let me sleep.

Lay: I still don't get it why they were laughing at the first place -_-

Xiumin: me too

Sehun: Me three

Baekhyun: Me four

Chanyeol: Me five

Luhan: yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo

KRIS: STOOOOOOOOOOOP!

Tao: Me seven

Kris left the conversation...

Chanyeol added Kris to the conversation...

Baekhyun: hahahahahhaha

Kris left the conversation...

Chen: Hahahha. I can't

Lay: So can someone tell me why you're laughing at the first place? BaekYeol?

Baekhyun: "Gege, we're in the middle of sleeping T_T"

Chanyeol: "middle of sleeping T_T"

Chanyeol: "middle of sleeping"

Baekhyun: "middle of sleeping"

Baekhyun: How in the hell you texted us while sleeping? XD Hahahaha

Lay: Ahhhhhh

Xiumin: Ohhhhhhhhhhh

Sehun: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I'm so slow. 

Luhan: Yoooooooooooo

Luhan added Kris to the conversation...

Kris: UGHHHHHHHHH! STOPP! One more time, Luhan, I won't gonna treat you lunch.

Luhan removed Kris to the conversation...

Kai: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kai: All for the treat.

Kai: Ouch, Kyungsoo hyung took his phone behind my back,

Kai: It was my massager -_-

Kai: Instead of messenger.

Kai: Get it? Get it?

Sehun: -_-

Sehun: -_-

Sehun: -_-

Tao: Hahahahahaha

Sehun: Corny

Tao: It was funny XD

D.O: Kai, would you stop giggling right in your phone? 

D.O: And your phone screen light disturbs me

Sehun: You jealous, DO? 

Sehun: ...

Sehun: D.O???

Sehun: DO KYUNGSOO?

Sehun: You alive?

Suho: Pay your respects, Sehun. He's your hyung

Kai: He turned his phone off. He's sleeping.

Sehun: Tch. 

Xiumin:: You are so NOISSSSY. I CAN'T SLEEP.

Lay: Me toooooooooo

Suho: Why do keep people ignoring me -_- -_-

Baekhyun: Really, minseok, it's noisy? I can't hear a thing

Xiumin: UGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Suho: srsly -____- im sad

Xiumin: THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING

Xiumin: YOU, LUHAN!!! YOU STARTED THIS!!!

Luhan: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! 

Luhan: Suho started this. not me. 

Luhan: I'm innocent

Luhan: It's not my fault he created this group in somewhere 3am

Luhan: Where's Suho, by the way?

Luhan: Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho Suho 

Luhan: Wru?

Luhan: ...

Luhan: ...

Luhan: ...

Luhan: ...

Luhan: ...

Luhan: ...

Luhan: -_-

Luhan: They're all asleep, I bet.

Luhan: Goodnight. Turning off phone..

Luhan: Now.

 

 

 

 

 

Xiumin: ??

Lay: Oh my god. Thank goodness he's out.

Suho: Is he really out?

Sehun: Yeah.

Sehun: He's sleeping beside me.

Suho: No you're not. You're sleeping with me. 

Sehun: >:]]]

Kai: So, is Luhan hyung really  out?

 

 

 

Luhan: No, I'm not. >:]

Luhan: So, Suho, you did not answer my question. What was this for again?

 Luhan: and oh, i didnt ignore you


A/N: Haha hope you enjoyed my first shot xD

 


 


 

 

 

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LayDZhang
#1
O wow this were all information I'm so impressed and yes that means I'm praising you as a writer and even I haven't read your story, just this little phrase and info is already hard and the idea is still hard for me to process, how could you think of those type of stories?! Of course it's you Jae and I'm always impressed. I smiled when you said you wanted to direct your own story which I think is cool (I hope one day you can)
I've seen the anime Nana once but I forgot what's it's all about but I just remember that the female character is always on heavy eyeliner and she looks lonely?
And oh my gosh I just imagine the Baek and Sehun's part that was really funny like.. what?! XD And when Sehun said that I laughed because I imagine him saying the exact word in his own voice XD
ann1914
#2
D.O: GUYS STOP. My phone keeps buzzing, it became my massager.
Kai: double phone
Kai: double massage.

This made me smile. Lol. Also, there's a loooong horizontal scroll with just Suho's name. Dang. He made the group chat but only appeared in the beginning and end. xD
NeverNinaa
#3
Girl you went quiet suddenly for a few weeks XD
It's good to hear from u again!