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hello lovelies!
so as you can tell from the title, this is a page full of incorrect quotes about keumsan
idea taken from mr. booty aka buttfluff
leggo! :)
geumwoo: what are you drinking?
keumsan: vodka.
geumwoo: what the hell? straight?
keumsan: no, gay
geumwoo: NOT YOU, THE VODKA-
keumsan: so you remember the plan if i ever get shot right?
doyoun: of course
keumsan: tell me
doyoun: in the case of you ever being shot, as you fall to the ground, i am to sing MMMMM WHATCHA SAY no matter the circumstances
keumsan: good
jisoo: when i said "bring me back something from the beach" i meant like a seashell
sam, koji and keumsan: *struggling to hold onto a seagull* well you didn't ing say that
doyoun: do you think i can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
geumwoo: you're a hazard to society.
keumsan: and a coward. do twenty.
woovin: yonggeun might be one of the elder members of the rap team but he has what we call "baby boy energy"
keumsan: wha-
woovin: *points at yonggeun who has squished himself onto one cushion on the couch*
keumsan:
yonggeun: [waving with sweater paws] hi guys!
keumsan: ,,, i see
koji: okay, you should complete the lyrics
koji: rain drop, drop top
keumsan: all you do is to hoe non-stop
yonggeun: guys i got a pet snake! what should i name him?
jisoo: i'm sorry, you got a what now?
keumsan: william snakespeare
mystic: nobody loves me :(
keumsan: are you sure?
mystic: yea i am-
keumsan, aggressively pointing at himself: ARE YOU REALLY SURE
sam: so yonggeun how was school today?
yonggeun: this guy pushed me down
sam: did you push him back?
yonggeun: no he was bigger than me
sam: uh-huh. keumsan?
keumsan: *cracks knuckles* i'm on it
doyoun: we can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute
jisoo: no thats not how you make cookies
keumsan: FLOOR IT!!
doyoun: how about 4,000,000 for one second?!?
jisoo: yOURE GONNA BURN THE DORM DOWN--
keumsan: IM GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE ING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
doyoun: DO IT
jisoo: NO--
jisoo: madame kang has a lot to answer for
keumsan: i know. i have a list, byungwoo hyung has a file, heechul hyung has a hard drive
jaehyun: it's just so frustrating
keumsan: hm? what?
jaehyun: watching woovin hyung openly flirt with yonggeun hyung and him not realizing it
keumsan, wearing a *date me kal jaehyun* shirt: haha yea he's so oblivious
keumsan: hey, what if we inverted our initials? keo seumsan
sam: see lam
koji: ramamoto youta
mystic: bin jyungwoo
yonggeun: yim konggeun
geumwoo: gee leumwoo
doyoun: dim koyoun
jisoo: jeon ji- i don't want to play this game
jaehyun: keumsan, do you want to have children in the future?
keumsan: but we already have children
jaehyun:
jaehyun: keumsan, they're a cat and a plushie
keumsan: *covering eunbyeol's and shiber's eyes* shh, mommy didn't mean it
keumsan: *angrily turning to jaehyun* I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JAEHYUN! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT OUR CHILDREN?
jaehyun: but-
keumsan: SHIBER AND EUNBYEOL ARE OF MY BLOOD!
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